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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 11:00 AM
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Mommy! I Want To Grow Up To Be Just Like The President!
Edited on Fri Dec-23-05 11:05 AM by DistressedAmerican
He is rich and powerful. I want to be like that. I do not care who I have to hurt. Little folks will not matter to me. If someone has something I want, I will just TAKE it. Why ask? I'll be rich and powerful. Who could stop me? I have seen that taking what you want is good.

Of course, I will be lying a lot more. But, you will HAVE TO understand. If you do not, I will send my minions to get even with you. When I am rich and powerful there will be lots of folks that will be willing to come after you or anyone that stands in my way.

I will have to give lots of gifts to my rich and powerful friends. That is a good way to keep them doing what you want them to do. So what if I have to steal the money for the gifts from poor people? We will be rich. So, we will deserve whatever we can take.

Come to think of it, I better get them some good jobs. That way, I will be surrounded by loyal buddies. Can't have enough of those if you are going to be rich and powerful.

I doubt I will have much time for studying from here on out. I will be busy meeting my daddy's rich and powerful friends. Well, my NEW daddy's friends. That guy you are with now is a loser. No one who is ANYONE works for their money. You will have to replace him soon. Preferably before I try to go to college. I will need his contacts to get in.

I really look up to this guy. He has accomplished so much with so little effort. That is the way to live. President Bush you are my hero. I want to be just like you when I grow up.

And no I did not "steal" that cookie. I "LIBERATED" it. Get off my back!
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ClassWarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 11:04 AM
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1. What will we tell the children?
NGU.


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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 11:06 AM
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2. At Least They Will Not Be Having Oral Sex!
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NanceGreggs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 11:20 AM
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3. An excellent piece of writing!
And sadly, oh so true ...
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malta blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 11:31 AM
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4. well then
:rofl:
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Rocknrule Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 12:37 PM
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5. I was right
* is exactly like Draco Malfoy...so that would make Cheney and Rove Crabbe and Goyle
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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 04:53 PM
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6. They Certainly Share The Spoiled B(rat) Factor!
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caffefwee Donating Member (475 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 02:25 PM
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7. Mommy why is he rubbing my head!

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