It is so great for us PC people that fundies don't get offended

[BjohnsonMN]

I am constantly hearing from the right-wing that people like me are too PC, we won't say anything that would offend anybody. I am glad that the right-wing fundamentalist Christians have such a high tolerance for offensive material, because when they tell me that I shouldn't have to watch my language for fear of offending anyone I can be confident that they will not be offended by what I am about to say.

I will admit that I am sometimes a bit too careful about not offending anyone, and I have lately been trying to clean up my language a bit. For example I find the words Dick and Bush to be inappropriate slang so lately I have been trying to remember to use more proper terminology. That is why I am going to begin calling Dick Cheney Penis Cheney, and Bush I will simply refer to as Vaginal Pubic Region. Of course the fundies don't like me using this less offensive language, so around them I will simply change my language slightly and call them Cock and Fuckhole. After all if they don't like us being politically correct we should use the more offensive language around them out of respect right?

Now I know that the fundies are going to love my new changes, but as the New Year comes upon us I think we all need to make some resolutions so I am going to open this thread up to let other DUers reach out to all the fundies to let them know what you are going to do to give them their wish for a less politically correct society. So lets reach out to the fundies in the spirit of Christmas and give them what they want, a world in which we are not afraid of offending anybody. Then we can see whether these people really practice what they preach.

[IdaBriggs]

1. "Cock" & "F*ckhole" it is! Kicked & Recommended!!! nt

[hwmnbn]

2. You're so considerate BjohnsonMN.......

I'll add my good will with these two suggestions off the top of my head:

Prick Cheney, George Walker Twathead


Seasons greetings y'all

[tularetom]

3. I called him penis cheney for years

My wife made me quit because my r/w son in law got his panties in a wad and refused to come over for the holidays. I really didn't mind but he threatened to keep our granddaughters away too. So you may as well just call 'em bush and dick, the rw'ers are gonna be pissed off anyway.

[Wetzelbill]

4. well...

:rofl:

[sojourner]

5. now that's not an angle i'd considered before...........

but since they are so much into being "plain spoken" and "out-spoken" then they won't mind if we tell them exactly what we think...

I love it! (Oh puleez, THEM practice what they PREACH????? you gotta be kidding!!!!!!!!!)

[belle]

21. That's my philosophy.

Hell, it has been anyway. Say whatever you want to; just don't be surprised when you get a response.

[mcctatas]

6. I think you're on to something...

maybe instead of calling them fundies, I will start referring to them by their more appropriate title "totally deluded douchebags":)

[tonka023]

7. I think you're onto something

I'll call the fundies boneheaded wingnuts.
After all, diversity is important to us PC
liberals.

[tomreedtoon]

8. I was almost going to suggest a menstrual reference...

...which no truly mature person would really be bothered by, especially if "South Park" can do tampon jokes and the like.

However, it would be inappropriate. Bush does not bleed. He bleeds others. And menstrual blood, when you get down to it, signifies life and is a positive thing.

Therefore, wouldn't it be more appropriate to call him "Mosquito" or something? (Don't mention "vampire," since victims of vampires become vampires themselves, and the people drained in this reality simply suffer and die.)

[KitchenWitch]

9. Welcome to DU

This is by far the funniest thing I have read in months, I am kicking, recommending and bookmarking this thread.

[RevCheesehead]

10. Welcome to DU!

Something tells me you're going to fit right in. :evilgrin:

Come by the Lounge sometime - we need your snark. :hi:

[NMMNG]

11. Welcome to DU!

And I love your suggestion!

[Jamastiene]

12. I would like to extend a hearty welcome to DU.

I love your sense of humor. I also love your way with words. :D :hi:

[kevinbgoode]

13. This is one of their biggest rants

that they have a fundamental right to offend others. You just aren't allowed to offend them, of course.

[bridgit]

14. welcome to du, BjohnsonMN...

here's hoping you stick around for a time or two :hi: :patriot: :kick:

[namvet73]

15. We know that a prick is a cock, but...

I also think "cock" is a "prick."

[namvet73]

16. Happy Holi-honi-chris-days! -eom-

[JohnnyCougar]

17. Fuckin' A.....welcome to DU!

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

18. This needs a kick!

:kick:

[greiner3]

19. Ooh, ooh, I've got one;

For rummy you could say 'hairy globular scrotum sac.' You could also say that it was very, very small.

[wryter2000]

20. Great

I'll no longer refer to them as fundamentalist Christians. I'm going to use Marc Maron's term, "Christofascist Zombie Brigade." I'm sure they'll understand it's protected by Freedom of Speech.

[wryter2000]

22. Oh, and...

Welcome to DU. :yourock: