America has to ___ _____ ____ or we'll be attacked by terrorists!

[mopaul]

just fill in the republican talking points in the blank spaces... any subject matter will do, and they counter it with the threat of terrorism. fuck it. fuck 9-11 as the ultimate excuse to destroy america from within. fuck that noise.

it's a threat from our own government, disguised as a threat from scary terrorists.

[durablend]

1. OOH OOH OOH!

Give up their rights and hide under the bed, cowering in FEAR?

What do I win?

[mopaul]

2. one (1) Acme Exploding Cigar

[berni_mccoy]

3. You and I had the same thought at the same time!

I just posted a similar thread.

[mopaul]

4. you and i and several million others

[achtung_circus]

5. America has to sacrifice virgins.

I'll PM you my address and suggested virgin parameters, I'm all set up for that kind of thing.

[mopaul]

6. saying happy holidays will get us attacked by terrorists

[NewHampshireDem]

7. use Diebold(TM) Voting Machines

n/t

[caligirl]

8. give up free will

[screembloodymurder]

9. follow Pat Robinson

or GOD will join the terrorist.

[WernhamHogg]

10. Protect

We must "protect" marriage against the gays, or the terrorists win!

[emulatorloo]

11. leak the identity of a CIA agent n/t

[BlueEyedSon]

12. Cut taxes on the Rich!

[BlueEyedSon]

13. Drill in ANWR!

[BlueEyedSon]

14. Eliminate all social programs!

[cmd]

15. Crown Bush King

oh, wait, he did that himself.

[kenny blankenship]

16. As the link between drugs and terror is well established, America has to

Hang anyone who sells so much as a joint's worth of pot--the weed grown in Osama's garden.
Persons caught in possession of a joint without a presumed intent to sell and distribute shall go to jail for 15 to 25 years. Possession of anything over a quarter ounce is automatically a presumed intent to distribute--hanging offense. Since it is obvious that corruption marks the family values of anyone caught using or selling marijuana, the family of convicted persons in these cases shall be watched very carefully and identified publicly as under suspicion themselves. They will be surrounded by a taint--it may not be a good idea to hire them, to live near them, to loan them money. This is in accordance with our policy of leniency in the case of the so-called soft drug, cannabis.

Anyone, however, caught using or selling cocaine (or derived products), LSD, heroin, ecstasy, methamphetamines, psilocybin, peyote or mescaline will be convicted in military court, taken out back and used for bayonet practice, or whatever else they've got going that day. They will die like dogs and their bodies shall be desecrated and lie unburied, the sport of crows.

OxyContin however is fine, as long as you have your Doctor's script for it. Any number of scripts from any number of doctors is fine, as long as you can afford it.

Remember 9-11! We're at war! Drugs feed terror! Drugs are a military attack on this country! The war goes on forever and there is only eternal defeat or victory! We have to starve the terror-beast and zero tolerance for drugs is the only way!

[calico1]

17. Capitualte to the propaganda! n/t

[PghTiny]

18. perform collective fellatio w/ *

Mass media are already doing it

[Binka]

19. Shit In It's Hat

[durablend]

20. Boycott COSTCO!

You KNOW the other side is screaming it

"Damn liberal companies and their give a shit about the employees and they'll be happy mantra!!!"

:sarcasm:

[gatorboy]

21. We must drastically cut our freedoms

if we want to win this war against those that hate us....For our freedoms!

[sinkingfeeling]

22. 'stop saying Bush is an idiot'.

[mdmc]

23. remain free and vigilant

(terrorism come in many forms read- fascism)

[Norquist Nemesis]

24. Eliminate the Democrats and Liberals n/t