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[Kadie]

[boston bean]

1. Who me???

I'd never break the law!

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

2. hoo hoo hoo -President resorts to his native tongue

at press conference.

[FearofFutility]

27. You stole mine! n/t

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

3. Ook ook eeeek ook OOOOOOOOkkk!

Oooook ook.

Terra ook. 9/11 eek ook. Spyonyooooook.

[elehhhhna]

9. DANGIT. Beat me to "ee-ee-ookey-ookey".

[havocmom]

4. Ooooh, so your rights have been violated; boo hoo who cares.

I got mine, screw yours.

[keta11]

5. BRING IT ON!!

[Burried News]

6. ooh eee ooo ahh ahh ting tang walla walla bing bang flying

purple people eater.

[benddem]

7. * after a fly flew in his mouth

He has the ugliest mouth in the world.

[oasis]

8. "Trust me, I will personally guarantee your civil rights are protected"

[elehhhhna]

10. "I listen to your intercepted calls through this here earpiece."

[elehhhhna]

11. "I pledge allegiance..hehe...to the flag..hehe.."

[SeattleRob]

12. Pretzel stuck in muh mouth.... Cough.... n/t

[elehhhhna]

13. "I'm WEARING the goddam ring, bitch! Now get off mah ASS!"

[El Supremo]

14. Whadya mean I'm not gettin' an X-Box for Christmas? Whaaa! n/t

[undeterred]

15. Sometimes I even make myself sick.

:shrug:

[KansDem]

16. "O Solo Mio...!!!"

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

17. Warrants? We don't need no stinkin' warrants.

We don't got to show you no stinkin' warrants.

[KalicoKitty]

18. Chimpspeak!

[haydukelives]

19. What, me worry?

[WritingIsMyReligion]

20. "See? I AM married! So sorry, ladies!" nt

[Lefty48197]

21. How was I supposed to know that wiretapping was illegal?

.

[Straight Shooter]

22. Now watch this belch ..... bruuuuuuuppppppp.

[Cleetus]

23. Is this the right way to do it?

"So, first I open my mouth like this, right?"

[Straight Shooter]

24. Bwahahahahaha!

Oooohhh. You're bad. :rofl:

Anyway, he already knows.

[sub.theory]

25. "Yes, I am a dictator"

"Screw the constitution! I'm the boss!"

- *, the unelected fraud

[MisterP]

26. he's turning into a Steve Bell cartoon!

[flordehinojos]

28. banana booga-booga-to you sir!

[adriennui]

29. eeeeh,eee,

ooooo,oooooo,eeeeee, eeeee, i suck.

[rustydog]

30. * Singing: " I fucked America, Land I despise

I shit on her, I spit on her
with my divine right to screw who I please.

From the mountains to the prairies to the ocean
dying every day!
I fucked America
I fucked her my wayyyyyyy!

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

31. It's Clinton's fault! When Monica did her face like this...