Caption this photo of Condi

[Kadie]

Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice leaves the FOX studio in Washington Sunday, Dec. 18, 2005, after being interviewed on 'Fox News Sunday' in Washington. Behind Rice is a member of her security detail. (AP Photo/Lauren Victoria Burke)

[complain jane]

1. Drunken binge? Her button's undone and there's a stain on her shirt.

[TheCowsCameHome]

2. "You can't find the spot a dress of this color"

[LibDemAlways]

3. "The rest of my day? Well I'm planning

the murder of thousands....Then I'm going to church."

[Montauk6]

4. "High on a hill was a lonely goatherd, LAY-OH-DE-LAY OH-DE-LAY-HE-HOOO"

[CrazyOrangeCat]

6. hee hee hee . . .

That would be scary. Yodeling lessons with Auntie Condi.

Kinda like limbo lessons with Uncle Dick . . .

[procopia]

5. I AM NOT A BUSHBOT

eom

[shenmue]

7. Now with real punching action!

Condi Rice, fully bendable and poseable, accessories not included!

:crazy:

[Swamp Rat]

8. "Did I get the semen stain out?"

:D

[SushiFan]

9. "OMG, they're not diggin' my Steppin Fetchit routine!"

[Devil Dog Dem]

10. I hope the boss isn't going to make me bend over the wash basin tonight.

That's the worst 15 seconds of my day.

[Window]

11. Stepford wife.

Totally.



Peace

[deminks]

12. "The sheer force of the lies coming out of my mouth

has created this gap in my teeth." (Gives new meaning to the phrase, 'lying through one's teeth)

[Hubert Flottz]

13. "It's The Punch And Judy Show Kids!"

[Rocknrule]

14. Wow, Bush was right - I don't think I'll be able to shit right for a week

[Lefty48197]

15. I believe the title of the memo was, Texaco determined to make record

profits.

[Cocoa]

16. Danger Will Robinson!

[Poll_Blind]

17. "Welcome to the Hall of Dictators at Wald Disney's..."

Animatronic eeeeeevillll.

PB

[mwb970]

18. It's one of those "action figures", i.e. a doll.

The awkward, unnatural arm positions give it away. Maybe somebody dropped it or something.

[lpbk2713]

19. Heretic!! Blasphemer!! Where's her lapel flag?

:patriot: