Would someone please volunteer to take one for the team and become Bush's..

[southernleftylady]

Monica???
I mean I SWEAR remember the time when a blow job was the worst of ethical problems in the white house..
how a stained dress "shamed" the whitehouse????
shit...
someone needs to become this guys monica so we can leave the shameful ways of this adminstration..
starting a war on fake intel
outing CIA agents
spying on U.S. citizens
and so on and so forth...
so who is willing to take one for our team??? ;)

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. I love my country, but...

Ew. Just... ew.

I Would Do Anything For Love, But I Won't Do That.

[EFerrari]

2. Oh, please! Anything but THAT!

:rofl:

[noahmijo]

18. Man that was the coolest video though! Meatloaf!!!

Man how sad he went from crashing the gates of a gothic church on the back of a hog to growin tits and beating the crap outta Edward Norton in an illegal underground fight.....:hide:

[GatoLover]

3. Wait a minute, does this mean that if Bush were caught

with his "Monica" then we would all do a 180 turn on the question of "impeachable offense"????

[southernleftylady]

5. nope but since it seems the only way to get an impeachment trial..

ill take a chance with this one

[SammyWinstonJack]

6. LOL AS IF!

Are you kidding me? :rofl:

[beyurslf]

20. I would. If they impeached Bill for it, then George should get the same.

[SammyWinstonJack]

4. Gag me!

:puke:

[EFerrari]

8. I will not gag for my country.

:rofl:

[SammyWinstonJack]

13. LOL and I will not gag for the repukes! Let them take one for bushco!

[dwightspencer]

7. Is Divine Brown available?

The transvestite who helped seal the commercial succes of Hugh Grant in the states would be just the candidate to make the mud stick. She still has a penis and she knows how to keep the attention of the press.

[blogslut]

10. divine was a tranny?

r u sure about that?

[rosesaylavee]

9. Please don't make that woman's name a

synonym for bjs. There are a lot of Monica's out there who don't want to live thru that again.

thanks.

[GrpCaptMandrake]

11. A little late for that

it already is synonymous. Sorry. :shrug:

[rosesaylavee]

21. No its not.

It is a choice we can make still, IMO. I do request that it not be used as a synonym for that.

[noamnety]

12. If I step up to the plate here

am I gonna be suicided?

(and NO, asking that question doesn't constitute volunteering)

[blogslut]

14. Dubya strikes me as a non-sexual being

He seems to me like the kind of fella that get his jollies from torturing small animals and innocent Iraqis

[EFerrari]

15. I agree. There is no real sexual tension there.

The Monica we need is his sound engineer, the one who wires him.

That would be a catch. Maybe we need a Monica for that guy.

Anyone know who he is?

[mike_c]

16. hell, *I'd* blow him if I could be sure it would get him impeached....

I'd even do it on television. OK, I'd need a substantial financial incentive, too, but only because I'd have to disappear, create a new identity, etc. But, yeah-- I'd do it to save my country and maybe the world. I think.

on edit-- having second thoughts....

[EFerrari]

19. LOL!

I still say, we find the sound guy. He HAS to be less repulsive. :P

[Clintmax]

22. LOL!

I was thinking the same thing, Mike. :rofl:

[southernleftylady]

24. ok we have one! woohoo.. you go boy! thanks for taking one for the team ;)

[Rocknrule]

17. It wouldn't work

They'd just say its proof of how manly and not-gay he is

[demgurl]

23. I'd have to be pretty drugged up, but...

sure, I would take one for the team. My husband and I are totally opposed to drugs but I guess anyone could be talked into anything if they were drugged up enough. That way I would not remember the experience and I would avoid all media just so any accounts would not spark my memories.

demgurl