Freepers are buying into the phony "war on Christmas"... hilarious!

[Initech]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1537378/posts

More (with a list of offending companies!):

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1538862/posts

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1538564/posts

[billybob537]

1. Mind puppets

will follow whatever Faux news puts forth. This is just another way to keep the kool-aide drinkers from seeing all the indictments falling as a gentle rain from Heaven.

Ouch that hurt just to type.

NOT!!!

[Lerkfish]

5. meat puppets. they have no minds.

[ComerPerro]

2. They won't fight to defend our freedoms, but

they will "fight" to "defend" Christmas...

Republicans will do anything to save this country, as long as they don't have to get out of their chair...

[waiting for hope]

3. Eeuuwww

just got sick....:puke:

[joefree1]

4. It's all they got

And with 12 more days to go they window or opportunity is closing.

Happy Winter Solstice and Merry Yule.

[Initech]

Yeah, this stuff is getting completely stupid...

I've decided I'm celebrating Festivus this year!

[Loonman]

6. Only there can an 85% majority

Of Christians be considered a persecuted minority.

[jackster]

7. Delusional

as usual....

ho hum - I'm no longer surprised by anything these cretins pull - they only way I can get by nowdays is to remind myself that they and their ilk reside on planet Bush while the rest of us reside on planet Earth.

[Lexingtonian]

8. they're really the monkey cage at the zoo, aren't they

Screeching, howling, preening, full of fleas, deranged 90% of the time, and liable to throw shit.

But sort of cute, yet best kept behind bars.

[billybob537]

12. Not so much cute

as curiously pitiful in a sort of "Les Misrables" kind of way. PS I'm from Lexington Too.

[MnFats]

9. HAR HAR. "Tell 'em you'll pray for 'em.' Clever, huh?

i am not making this up.

[trixie]

11. I bought stamps

at the grocery store and they only had Jesus stamps. I asked for anything but Jesus. The manager had to come over with a selection and some guy came up and said, "Do you have something against my Savior?" I said, "Well if you revere him so why would you put him on an envelope, throw him into a metal box and have him hauled all over the country going through countless machinery?" The guy said, "I never thought of that, it doesn't sound good". I said, "I'll take the flag stamps".

I have family who are quite devout and they wouldn't dream of having a tree, they don't get into the comercialism of the holiday. They worship biblically.

Were malls really that important during the birth of Christ?

[unpossibles]

16. "Do you have something against my Savior?"

No, just the nutjob bigots who follow him around misinterpreting everything he said and f**king things up for everyone.

[AllegroRondo]

10. "How the Liberals Stole Christmas"

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=5576705&mesg_id=5576705

[pstans]

13. Hypocrisy at its finest

The war on Christmas is being waged by corporations and the culture of consumerism. One wing of the Rethugs (Evangellicals) are fighting the other wing (Corporations) and they both are blaming the liberals. The Pope issued a statement yesterday say that it is consumerism that is polluting Chirstmas and he is exactly right. It is not the liberals. Libeals don't care what people do, as long as it doesn't hurt anyone else. Call it Christmas or call Christmakuh or Hannumas, it doesn't matter. At least Rudolph isn't getting slaughtered in ANWR, the fruit cake getting poisened from pollution, or the elves getting killed in Iraq.

[Midnight Rambler]

14. "Merry Jesus Christmas"

Can't believe someone actually said that with a straight face. Come on, freepers, why don't you just start screaming about the Jews and get it over with? We all know you want to...

[immoderate]

15. For them, that's the Christmas spirit.

It's kind of upbeat for that place. They want to swamp the ACLU with religious Christmas cards. Better than the IEDs they normally want to send over. I mean they don't sound less stupid, but they're not quite as hateful as usual. Maybe they are getting into the spirit of the season. Maybe they won't call for the hanginging of traitors until the holidays are over. That's pretty good for that bunch. :)

--IMM