When evil raises it's ugly head again, what form should it take?

[baby_mouse]

Ya know, Evil these days doesn't have an awful lot of imagination.

Does it? Look around you. All the evil things that are happening are exactly the same stupid evil things that have always happened. How DULL. Evil's so REPETETIVE.

BOOOOORING.

So, folklets, time to give evil a hand. Brush off those flies, Mrs Evil! Time for a makeover! Time for some more FASHIONABLE forms of evil for the masses to indulge in.

Vote, vote, my filthies, vote like the wind, ha ha cackle and then DANCE, yes, dance for me, froth, gibber...

[NNadir]

1. Ice sculpture. This way "melting away" like WMD, is easy to explain.

[TallahasseeGrannie]

2. The flesh eating bacteria of evil

The butt boils of evil

those there bad guys

[SteppingRazor]

3. Other: It should take the form of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man...

Anyone who has seen Ghostbusters knows that :hi:

[TechBear_Seattle]

7. Bah! I replied before seeing the answer was taken. n/t

[baby_mouse]

8. That was LAST time. TUH.

Personally, I think an Express train of Evil is more evocative. Still, I guess ya gotta love the classics...

:hi:

[MrMonk]

10. The Conga Line of Evil is what we have this time.

No single demon driving it all, just a demonic impulse that compels all under its spell to join in.

[baby_mouse]

13. I think you're right.

But perhaps the conga line will dance off a cliff.

[Ron Green]

4. The Abdomen Machine of Evil.

[TahitiNut]

5. Knievel Weevil of Evil

[TechBear_Seattle]

6. The Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man n/t

[melody]

9. The Epilady of Evil

Now those damned things hurt.

[baby_mouse]

12. What's an epilady? please excuse my ignorance

Is it an American Gynaecological thing? I'm across the pond, me.

[melody]

15. It's a device for plucking hairs out from the root

It can be used on any hairy surface, but the farther away from nerves, the better. It hurts like hell.

[ksilvas]

11. The cuddly fuzzy evil bunny of DOOM!!! n/t

[tiredofthisstuff]

14. I say it comes in the form of a falafel......

Or was it falufa, I can never get that right.

[Loonman]

16. A salt water taffy dildo

:bounce:

[Generator]

17. Ice sculpture

It's seasonal. Plus, hell has to freeze sometime.