http://blogs.salon.com/0002874/stories/2003/11/22/theOfficialStateReligionList.htmlFirst, some background: back in October, while reading about David Limbaugh's book Persecution: How the Liberals Feed Christians to the Lions, we learned that David had found a brilliant way around the ol' seperation of church and state thing. See, David says that the Bill of Rights only prevents the FEDERAL government from establishing a state religion, but it's okay for each individual state to have an official one (yes, this is THE hot, new Constitutional interpretation that all the right-wing lawyer-pundits are hip with).
So, since society seems eager to get back to what the Founding Fathers wanted (and not what the evil Supremes have forced on us), I assume we are going to let each state set up its own state-sponsored religion, like they apparently did prior to 1947. This promises lots of fun for everyone!
And, as other legal scholars (Alan Keyes, Ann Coulter) pointed out, if you don't like your state's religion, you can just move to one that suits your preferences. See, that's the beauty of America: we have states to suit every religious preference, and no need to respect all of them when we can just move to a place where ours is the only one allowed.
But since most people don't want to buy a house, get the yard looking nice, and only THEN learn that their state's religion is "Professional Wrestling," I think we should start announcing what each state's official religion is now, to give everybody a chance to move, before the Official Religion clause of the First Amendment becomes binding on everybody.
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