A holiday poem.

[Bluebear]

While you pasty Fox talking heads rant
of how I'm destroying the Season,
I'll be list'ning to Dean Martin sing "Blue Christmas".
And as if I needed a reason
to pity you people more,
and add another shot of bourbon to my egg nog,
this latest pseudo-holy snore!
I'll still watch Rudolph, though,
and the Island of Misfit toys,
while your crazy Michelle Malkins
and dreadfully incurious overgrown boys
shout Holy Curses at my and my kind.
Never mind your ranting and raving,
and urging your Monkey King to stay the course,
Peace on Earth is worth saving.
Funny, it wasn't like this at all in the past,
when you could include many holidays in your greetings,
hoping a modicum of goodwill could last between religions
at least into January.
I'm glad I had my ration
of quiet Christmases
before you unleashed your divisive Passion
on Macy's and Target and the latest Best Buy ad.
You are all stark raving mad.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

[bloom]

1. Happy Holidays to you, too!

I think in my cards this year - I won't mention "Christmas" OR "Holidays" - I'll just wish people well and pretend that religion is just a figment of someone's imagination. :)

[Bluebear]

2. imagine!

:toast:

[havocmom]

3. Dear Bluebear...

Have Yourself
A
Merry Little Christmas
and fuck those who can't take a joke