How to end War on Christmas BS: Send O'Reilly a fruitcake and

[yurbud]

a note that says:

Merry Christmas

Love,
a liberal

[Faygo Kid]

1. O'Reilly is a fruitcake. Admittedly, a wealthy one.

The man knows how to butter his bread. But, what a poor if wealthy excuse for a human being (hello Rush, Sean, et al).

[Dunvegan]

2. We'll, he IS a fruitcake, all right...

...and that's not even mentioning the "Nutty-ness Factor."

[TahitiNut]

3. That's be a waste of good food.

:shrug:

[yurbud]

8. I object to calling fruitcake food. I'm not sure what it is...

[TahitiNut]

12. Heresy! Fruitcake is wonderful food ... that just happens to double as

... a door stop. :evilgrin: Seriously, fruitcake from Corsicana is terrific. (So's the Hostess fruitcake my grandmother used to get.)

[TheCowsCameHome]

13. So's the fruitcake hostess that serviced me at a Christmas party once

I meant to say 'served'. Sorry.

[yurbud]

15. in a pinch, you can melt it down and tar and feather someone with it

[jim3775]

20. Clearly you've never had homemade fruitcake that has been soaked in rum

for six weeks.

[EFerrari]

21. (Or, it's possible that the fumes alone induced

a blackout? :shrug: )

[bosspepper1]

22. Grrrrrrr

fruitcake is wonderful... I love it.. and can eat tons of it.... wish they made em all year...

[liberal N proud]

4. Send Happy Hanukkah cards to all the RR leaders

That would steam their cookies.

[yurbud]

9. better yet, say "Does this Christmas hooha mean you don't love Israel?"

anymore? Oy, we'll have to go back to supporting the Democrats...

[EFerrari]

18. Oh man, just bludgeon them with this one.

Why don't their heads EXPLODE from the cognitive dissonance?

(A: Because that requires cognition. . .)

[Beam Me Up]

5. I'll eat the cake and send him the empty box.

Poop head that he is, he doesn't deserve any cake--and it is EXPENSIVE!

[ShockediSay]

6. Send him a fruitcake with a vibrator planted in the middle

http://www.google.com/search?as_q=vibrator&num=30&hl=en&ie=ISO-8859-1&btnG=Google+Search&as_epq=bill+o+reilly&as_oq=&as_eq=&lr=&as_ft=i&as_filetype=&as_qdr=all&as_occt=any&as_dt=i&as_sitesearch=&as_rights=&safe=images

[yurbud]

10. great google

[wryter2000]

7. I'm mad at him

He hasn't sent me a thank you note for the Oakland phone book I sent so he could add us all to his enemies list. :evilgrin:

[FVZA_Colonel]

11. I'd prefer to do like Maddox and

send him a box of tampons and a bottle of Johnson & Johnson "no more tears" shampoo.


http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=bill_oreilly

[EFerrari]

14. It's EASIER than that.

TURN HIM IN TO THE COMMITTEE TO SAVE MERRY CHIRSTMAS!

[e-mail]

Don't forget to cc him: [e-mail]


Turn him in for using the HOLIDAYS to market his products instead of using Christ! The man has sided with the terrorists, against San Francisco veterans, military families and firefighers.

Go get 'em

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

:rofl:

[Blue-Jay]

16. How about I send him a shitcake instead?

I made it myself.

[EFerrari]

17. Just don't forget the greeting!

:rofl:

[yurbud]

23. there's a service that will deliver anonymous fake shit with email address

for recipient to reply:

http://fecalgram.com/store/fecalgram

Or the simpler:

Dogpoopgram:
http://www.dogdoo.com/Default.asp

[bosspepper1]

19. ey

don't waste --- I love fruitcake -- send to me please