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The Straight Story (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 03:07 PM Original message |
If * was not from a wealthy family, what kind of job would he have now? |
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RagingInMiami (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 03:09 PM Response to Original message |
1. Greeting people at Wal-Mart |
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begin_within (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 03:28 PM Response to Reply #1 |
19. He tried that... |
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flordehinojos (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 11:09 PM Response to Reply #19 |
75. laura might be the one working to support him. i don't think he'd be |
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calico1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 06:51 PM Response to Reply #1 |
54. Unemployed loser still |
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dkofos (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 03:09 PM Response to Original message |
2. Slopping hogs at a pig farm. |
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Greyhound (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 03:28 PM Response to Reply #2 |
17. Nah, too much real hard work. n/t |
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spindrifter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 03:10 PM Response to Original message |
3. Ha! Ha! Ha! |
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SharonAnn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 03:10 PM Response to Original message |
4. Unloading trucks. |
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Dervill Crow (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 10:50 PM Response to Reply #4 |
73. What an insult to warehouse workers. |
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Cassandra (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 03:11 PM Response to Original message |
5. Making license plates. |
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Individualist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 03:38 PM Response to Reply #5 |
24. or in prison for other crimes |
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tularetom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 03:11 PM Response to Original message |
6. Bwahahahaha - mall security |
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xchrom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 03:12 PM Response to Original message |
7. job? |
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Rocknrule (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 03:12 PM Response to Original message |
8. He'd be living like Billy Bob Thorton in "Bad Santa" |
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Initech (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 03:18 PM Response to Reply #8 |
10. Where he's a drunk SOB who freeloads and then somehow gets lots of money? |
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Rocknrule (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 03:21 PM Response to Reply #10 |
11. He's not going to say "fuck stick" in front of the American public is he? |
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silverweb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 03:13 PM Response to Original message |
9. Easy. |
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johnnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 03:21 PM Response to Original message |
12. He would be on the streets |
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Chalco (817 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 03:24 PM Response to Original message |
13. Shoe salesman nt |
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Warpy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 03:24 PM Response to Original message |
14. Used car lot |
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shanti (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-11-05 05:22 PM Response to Reply #14 |
79. yep, my thought too |
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proud2BlibKansan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 03:25 PM Response to Original message |
15. Clearing brush. |
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killbotfactory (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 03:27 PM Response to Original message |
16. Used car salesman |
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notadmblnd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 03:28 PM Response to Original message |
18. He wouldn't have a job |
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Greyhound (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 03:29 PM Response to Original message |
20. Assistant manager at the local fast food joint. n/t |
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AverageJoe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 03:30 PM Response to Original message |
21. Ten dollar a pop male prostitute |
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begin_within (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 03:31 PM Response to Reply #21 |
22. That's an insult to ten dollar a pop male prostitutes |
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AverageJoe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 04:13 PM Response to Reply #22 |
32. You're right |
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begin_within (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 05:52 PM Response to Reply #32 |
48. Not bad, I just can't imagine anyone paying anything for him. Except that |
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Hyernel (665 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 03:38 PM Response to Original message |
23. Custodial |
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Hyernel (665 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 05:25 PM Response to Reply #23 |
38. A professional "bottom." |
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MADem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 03:41 PM Response to Original message |
25. Job??? He'd be collecting SSI, getting drunk or high all the time, and |
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TahitiNut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 03:41 PM Response to Original message |
26. Miscelleaneous day labor - packer for household moves ... |
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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 03:49 PM Response to Original message |
27. security guards work and provide a service |
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The Straight Story (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 04:31 PM Response to Reply #27 |
34. True - I used to be one which is why it popped into my head |
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distantearlywarning (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 04:08 PM Response to Original message |
28. Manager of a convenience store. |
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proud patriot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 04:09 PM Response to Original message |
29. parks services clearing brush |
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robbedvoter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 04:11 PM Response to Original message |
30. Job? he'd be under some bridge, conning fellow hobos out of their liqor |
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Tierra_y_Libertad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 04:11 PM Response to Original message |
31. Waiting for an offer from "RentaMoron" |
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Up2Late (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 04:18 PM Response to Original message |
33. Prison Cafeteria Lunch Lady |
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Swamp Rat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 06:27 PM Response to Reply #33 |
52. My thoughts also: prison "wife." |
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Jamison (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 04:35 PM Response to Original message |
35. Since he thinks he's such a cowboy... |
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Imagine My Surprise (938 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 05:11 PM Response to Original message |
36. MAYBE (no guarantee here!) mopping floors at a recovery house |
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SoCalDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 05:13 PM Response to Original message |
37. Fifteen possibilities |
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Up2Late (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 07:36 PM Response to Reply #37 |
68. LMAO!!! Oh man that post is great!!! |
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RoyGBiv (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 05:27 PM Response to Original message |
39. Porta-Potty Guy |
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DenaliDemocrat (536 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 05:29 PM Response to Original message |
40. Bush would have one of those commission only sales jobs |
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sandnsea (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 05:31 PM Response to Original message |
41. Joey's encyclopedia salesman n/t |
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The Velveteen Ocelot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 05:35 PM Response to Original message |
42. He'd be like the boss in "The Office." |
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alfredo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 05:37 PM Response to Original message |
43. Selling vinyl siding |
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MountainLaurel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 05:39 PM Response to Original message |
44. He'd be dead |
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Faygo Kid (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 06:55 PM Response to Reply #44 |
55. Yep, my first thought. Dead of substance abuse. |
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yurbud (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 07:05 PM Response to Reply #44 |
58. most likely |
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SofaKingLiberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 05:41 PM Response to Original message |
45. Serving a life sentence. n/t |
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Cleita (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 05:41 PM Response to Original message |
46. He'd be homeless, because the jobs he could do, like |
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kcwayne (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 05:43 PM Response to Original message |
47. Dead, from overdose or stealing from his pusher. |
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Czolgosz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 06:00 PM Response to Original message |
49. He'd have been killed in Vietnam (friendly fire) |
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Rocknrule (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 07:07 PM Response to Reply #49 |
63. Best one! |
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Clark2008 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-11-05 05:47 PM Response to Reply #49 |
80. Fragged... |
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SalmonChantedEvening (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 06:12 PM Response to Original message |
50. He'd be a concierge in Branson. |
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Warren DeMontague (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 06:22 PM Response to Original message |
51. Oh, that's easy. |
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newportdadde (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 06:46 PM Response to Original message |
53. Perfect middle manager. |
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liberalhistorian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 06:57 PM Response to Original message |
56. He'd be pumping |
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chat_noir (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 07:04 PM Response to Original message |
57. shit, Shinola |
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SPKrazy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 07:05 PM Response to Original message |
59. He'd have died from alcohol poisoning long ago |
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yurbud (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 07:05 PM Response to Original message |
60. crack whore like his neice |
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nadinbrzezinski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 07:05 PM Response to Original message |
61. Would you like fries with that? |
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yurbud (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 07:07 PM Response to Original message |
62. I seriously can't think of a job where his lack of people skills would fly |
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yurbud (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 07:07 PM Response to Original message |
64. He would be a good character on the Andy Griffith show--angry retard |
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yurbud (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 07:09 PM Response to Original message |
65. If not from a wealthy family, he wouldn't be such a fuck up |
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goclark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 07:22 PM Response to Original message |
66. He wouldn't have a job ~ it's too much "hard work" for him nt |
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MrSlayer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 07:32 PM Response to Original message |
67. None. He'd be a stew bum and a full blown alcoholic. |
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jmowreader (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 08:18 PM Response to Original message |
69. I think he'd be doing okay |
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adriennui (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 08:25 PM Response to Original message |
70. used car salesman |
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fishwax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 08:36 PM Response to Original message |
71. If he weren't from a wealthy family, he might even be a decent guy |
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Dervill Crow (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 10:53 PM Response to Reply #71 |
74. That thought occurred to me, as well. |
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missouri dem 2 (308 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 09:33 PM Response to Original message |
72. Would you like fries with that? |
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Marr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 11:16 PM Response to Original message |
76. Job? He'd be in prison right now. |
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begin_within (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-11-05 05:07 PM Response to Original message |
77. That guy on the corner waving a big arrow sign saying "Condos for Sale" |
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obxhead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-11-05 05:09 PM Response to Original message |
78. giving blow jobs in the park to get his next fix. |
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Greybnk48 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-11-05 06:41 PM Response to Original message |
81. See the movie "Fargo" |
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The Flaming Red Head (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-11-05 07:07 PM Response to Original message |
82. Mr Speedy |
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