What kind of pie would be appropriate to throw at (M)ann Coulter ?

[TheCowsCameHome]

I hate to see a perfectly good pie wasted on that venomous bitch, but it's worth it, I guess.

Maybe something natural would be good alternative, like a cow-flap filling.

[KamaAina]

1. Rhubarb

not the messiest, I'll admit, but s/he does always seem to be in the middle of one :-)

[MrSlayer]

2. A brick pie.

Get a plate, put a brick on it, cover with whipped cream, throw.

[Hello_Kitty]

3. I was gonna say a cow pie. n/t

[punpirate]

4. Pecan...

... it's got some heft to it. :)

And, on edit, nuts for a nut. :P

[Zambero]

10. And the "nut factor" also fits with that one

It's always great when nuts like Coulter and pecan pie are reunited!

[GrumpyGreg]

5. None. Grow up ! n/t

[acmavm]

6. Cowpie

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[Reciprocity]

7. Humble!

[Warpy]

8. Table Talk blueberry

It stains everything.

Don't ask me how I know this.

[cloud_chaser1]

9. Banana

Because she is soooooo a-peeling.

[acmejack]

11. Sour grape

or perhaps quince.

[donco6]

12. Estrogen Cream Pie.

Maybe it'll make her Adam's apple recede.

[begin_within]

13. Lets see if he can do it....

[rd_kent]

14. None. She needs a sandwich. A KNUCKLE SANDWHICH!!!!!

[Nabia2004]

15. red Rit Dye pie

or is that too toxic? or how about a pie filled with that dye used to mark bank robbers?

[shenmue]

16. Packing peanuts?

Those little styrofoam puffs that come in a shipping box...

You'd be recycling and using less food.

:7

Failing that, rocks.

[sui generis]

17. hair pie

oh my

[librechik]

18. Adam's Apple--or Razzberry.

[Quixote1818]

19. Dog Shit Pie nt

[MnFats]

20. how does that song go '4 and 20 blackbirds baked into a pie...?'

it'd be sort of like making her eat crow, don'tcha think?

[tx_dem41]

21. None. n/t