Why is there a war on Christmas?! Liberals! Stay on task!

[ck4829]

What happened Brothers and Sisters? I thought we were finding ways to send undercover moles into the CIA to subvert the Bush Administration! Now, we've changed our agenda and now we are waging a war against Christmas?!

WHY am I always the last person to receive the Double Super Secret Memo?!

[DBoon]

1. Don't talk about Project X in public!!

Unless you are using code - we always conceal our Project X discussions as lounge topics about cute kittens.

Get it?

[sinkingfeeling]

2. I reject the premise. There is no war on Christmas. Christmas is

doing just fine. (Thanks, Will)

[Canuckistanian]

5. Second that

I declare the premise rejected!

Any new business?

[seabeyond]

3. this is what has pushed bush number up. gave right something to

be angry and hate again...... those that dont honor their christmas how dare they...... repug unite.

[distantearlywarning]

4. I must be really confused.

Weren't we working on the "Homosexual Agenda" this month?

I must have missed an important meeting or something when I was out sick last week.

[gizmo1979]

6. I thought we were trying to take

god totally out of the countr?Man we've slimmed back to just xmas,slackers.

[DBoon]

7. God has been taken out of the USA

He's on a short vacation in the Caribbean. He will return soon.

[MissMarple]

8. Well, why do we have all these Christmas trees?

And cookies, and candles, and wreaths, and shopping trips, and Christmas music, and poinsettias, and....etc. etc. etc.? Why are there all these Christmas movies, and specials, and programs? What's with all the red bows... and yes, the fake Santas and reindeer? :eyes: