Who put this crap Barney/Beazley tape together

[CatWoman]

?????

What IS this shit?

Anyone watching Olberman?

What a waste.

A goddamn WASTE!!

[GRLMGC]

1. Those movies are always awful

It's kinda funny in a horrible way

[shoopnyc]

2. HOW BAAD WAS THAT!

[Todd B]

3. I dunno..

..but now we know that no one in the White House has a career in Hollywood waiting for them in 2008. *shudder*

[Idioteque]

4. I'm cool with Barney

It's not his fault his daddy is so stupid.

Russ Feingold / Barney Bush 2008!!

[FreedomAngel82]

9. LOL

I remember someone had a signature line that said something to the effect of saving Barney because he's a democrat. I remember last November Barbara Walters was talking with Bush and Laura and they went outside and Barney was out there with Beazley and Bush kept calling him but no matter what Barney just kept staring at him like he was dumb and went back to sniffing the grass and/or Beazley. It was corney but yes I too am cool with Barney. I thought the ending was cute when they exchanged presents. And *gasps* Laura said HOLIDAY throughout the whole thing!

[pdxmom]

5. Obviously, it was a liberal, cause Laura wished everyone

"Happy Holidays" at the end of it.

[bbernardini]

6. I have to admit, the C-Span joke made me laugh out loud.

The rest was total crap.

[Neil Lisst]

11. right. The C-SPAN part was funny because of the call lines.

yeah, I did think was funny

[TomInTib]

7. What the hell was that all about? You have any idea how much...

time that took to put together?

Oh well, I guess with nothing important going on that bunch of pricks have plenty spare time.

Stewart oughta rock with this.

[HeeBGBz]

8. That stunk so bad

A waste of what? Dog? Airtime? Production money?

Pathetic pandering attempt at humor. Pukes probably love it.

[Neil Lisst]

10. Why not just show 5 minutes of a steaming pile of Barney droppings?

I was thinking "who wrote this shit?!"

NOT a writer.

[leftchick]

12. I turned when I saw Lynne SLIMEY WITCH Cheney

:puke:

And I am not turning back. I can not imagine how Keith thought this was remotely entertaining. These fucking war criminals yuck it up while our service people are DYING every hour in Iraq??


FUCKING DISGUSTING.... :puke:



How funny is this lynne?

[Theduckno2]

13. I thought it was a hoot.

One of my local news programs ran an excerpt of the Barney/Beazley video a couple of news items after an excerpt of Bush's speech on the current state of the war in Iraq. He tried looking presidential while explaining why the economic rebuilding of Iraq wasn't going as well as expected and then moments later he was seen talking to his dogs. There I was, LOL! George Bush my pretzeldent.

I just wonder if Barney or Beezley should make a mess on a White House carpet, would they be given a Medal of Freedom? I can think of some others who made a mess of things and got one.

[Berry Cool]

15. Yeah, and Mo Rocca commenting on it was also a blast.

It's hilarious to watch him rip it apart and ridicule the bad acting while Keith puts on a faux-straight face and asks him patently ridiculous questions in mock seriousness.

[Sydnie]

14. You must have forgotten last years too

Last years video was about Barney going around the house checking out the decorations. Have you forgotten ROVE showing Barney the tree with NO BLUE BALLS on it?

Wasn't that what it was last year? No blue on the tree? Anyone else remember?

[Catherine Vincent]

16. I like Barney!

I wasn't listening but was watching because I was on the phone. Didn't know they had another pup.

[UTUSN]

17. Why Does the Idiot Have TIME to Tape Dog Tapes?

And I AM talking about Shrub (not KO)

[foreverdem]

18. It was absolutely awful!

I was watching it wondering what the hell Keith was doing airing this. The best I could hope for was one of the dogs peeing on the carpet, but of course, that didn't happen.

It was like a filler, or fluff piece.

[symbolman]

19. This was a Desperate DODGE

over RELIGION.. it was a TRICK. They were getting pounded or knew they'd catch hell if they took sides on a Religious occasion since Bush Co is murdering Muslims by the bushel..

How best to handle it? USE A DOG. Who hates a dog? What party does a dog belong to? None, so no danger there in the polls.. the Fake Christians, the Hateful ones had no ammo after viewing that, other than screaming over the "Happy Holidays" - HAPPY being a SIN to these fun license busters..

A F*cking DODGE, a PR move, and so freaking DORKY as to be unbelieveable.. anyone remember when PRESIDENT (and I sure miss saying that word) Clinton was on his way out, how he did a film about him wandering the White House, washing cars, etc that was so satirical, and witty that I just died laughing..

All I saw were a bunch of MURDERING, HATEFUL Bastards and Biaches (LYNN CHENEY? ASSHOLE!) talking to dogs that are less clueless than the Chimp.. ALL BAD ACTING, they have no Humanity in them so they can't ACT like a human..

I was telling my wife after watching it that a Republican's idea of humor is someone LOSING and them maybe hitting or harming someone or something, or confusing an animal..

They somehow think that stating the OBVIOUS is HUMOR.

"Boy you really SMACKED the Hell outta that golf ball Muffy.." would be considered a JOKE by a Repig, HIGH HUMOR, Satire even.. they can't dance either, I've been to repig parties and if you've ever seen the Seinfeld episode where Elaine dances you'll catch my drift - like a spastic, epileptic on Crank trying to get OFF a Hot Plate, or a real SLOW movement by the men where their arms go forward and then back as they move one leg forward and back again.. like the old song says, "THey have NO Elvis trapped inside, trying to get out.." :)

What a fucking SICKENING WASTE of both tax payer money, clogging up the media airwaves we own, and then to have Bush tell the real Joke, saying to the dogs that they needed to scoot along as he had WORK to do.. WORK? Uh huh.. sure, probably wiping the dogshit off the chairs while Pickles shrieked at him..

I am SO SICKENED by these cheap humorless thugs, serial killers laughing in our faces the whole time they rob us of Brave (if ignorant) troops, using the Treasury as an ATM machine, and lying like living room rugs all day and all night long..

I can't wait (and of course it's only a dream) to see the film of Barney REFUSING to enter the Hague to visit Bush/Cheney/Rove/Rumsfeld/Wolfowitz/Rice/Powell, etc, etc sitting on straw mattresses on a cold concrete floor on suicide watch with one tiny window way up the wall to remind them that there's a REAL world, a beautiful world out there where the sun shines on DECENT, LOVEING, LAW Abiding Humans who've had enough and stormed the castle with torches and pitchforks (Agent Mike, this is of course a DREAM and not actionable by myself or anyone I know) to RIP the MONSTERS from OUR COUNTRY, HOME and HEARTH..

Like another poster said, I'd rather have watched 20 minutes of Barney Pissing on the Xmas Tree (like any normal animal) than this SLIMY Video..

Remember, when Bush went DOWN after grappling with a Pretzel his dogs did NOTHING, it was reported.. any dog I've ever had would run around half out of their minds if I even laid on the floor and whimpered for fun.. these animals DO NOT like Bush, I know animals and they DON'T really want to be around that guy.. especially since he DUMPED Barney on his ass (or head) on a Tarmac at some Air Force Base a few years ago..

All I've ever seen that dog do is RUN from Bush, and I grew UP with Scotties, they like EVERYONE.

A DODGE, pure and simple, everything is a PR LIE to these "people", it's all they KNOW as they have no idea how to LEAD.

Sorry for the rant, but when I get subjected to pornography involving animals and phoney ass excuses for Human Beings I just get LIVID..

Goddam serial killers, murdering SCUM.

[SammyWinstonJack]

22. !

:applause: :yourock:

[CatWoman]

23. WHEW!!!

I think I need a cigarette now :smoke:

:hi:

[Hyernel]

20. Bush's meeting with the doggies...

....was the first meeting he's ever had where he felt he was in control.

Every other meeting in the Oval, Bush just sits quiet and waits for Karl to tell him what he's supposed to do/say.

[No Exit]

21. Bush to Barney: "You're forgetting the true meaning of the holiday season"

If the absurdity of that doesn't jump out at a person, then that person wasn't raised Christian. (NTTAWWT!)

Anyone who grew up Christian knows that the oft-used phrase is "the true meaning of CHRISTMAS".

No, I am NOT condemning those who aren't Christian, or who weren't brought up Christian. My point is that a man who is supposed to be so "Christian" should know better.

The "true meaning of Christmas" was always supposed to be: "love thy neighbor".

Okay, that's the "true meaning of Christmas".

Now, my imperfect understanding of the true meaning of Chanukah is that it celebrates the victory over the Syrian king, Antiochus, the driving of the Syrians from Israel, the rededication of the temple, and that Chanukah is symbolized by the light which miraculously burned for eight days with only a small amount of oil.

Okay, anyone who wants can add the true meaning of Festivus, Kwanzaa, etc. And I'm sure I'll get someone to add more to the true meaning of Chanukah, and that's fine.

The point is, can we really take the "true meanings" of all these holidays and say that they can be cobbled into one "true meaning", which is the true meaning of "the holidays"?

No. Each holiday has its own meaning.

Bush knows this. He knows his phrase "the true meaning of the holidays" is an absurdity.

Surprise, surprise! Bush is not a Christian--nor is he a follower of any other religion. His only purpose in life is to increase his own riches and power.