Caption the chimp (photo) (ho, ho, ho)

[deminks]

http://news.search.yahoo.com/news/search?p=bush&ei=UTF-8&fl=0&datesort=1&c=news_photos

U.S. President George W. Bush greets Santa Claus, played by actor and former athlete Merlin Olsen, at the end of the Christmas Pageant of Peace on the Ellipse in front of the White House in Washington December 1, 2005. Bush briefly addressed the crowd before leading in the lighting of the National Christmas tree. REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque

edited to add link.

[Fenris]

1. Looks like W's not the only one hitting the bottle.

[rzemanfl]

2. This was done last year. Bush "Thank you for helping me win

the election Satan." Kris Kringle "I'm Santa."

I will try to post it if the link still works.

[MisterP]

3. SANTAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

You'll shoot your eye out, kid.

[begin_within]

4. Now we know who to cast in the remake of "Bad Santa!"

[katty]

5. c'mon santa let's go get a drink!

[TK421]

6. "Remember when you didn't get me those Lincoln logs I asked for?"

Well now, I own my own lumber company so FUCK YOU SANTA!

[SammyBlue]

7. Please, Santa, give me WMDs. Please give me a stiff bottle too.

[eeyore]

8. Damn you Father Murphy!

I thought you were an honorable man!

Now this?

:cry:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

9. "Gosh, you don't look a thing like Mary-Kate"

"I thought you were twins!"

:D

[atommom]

10. "You'd better not leave me another lump of coal this year,

Fat Boy. Do I make myself clear?"

[laruemtt]

11. i'd like it to "snow" this christmas, santa. got it?.... n/t

[wixomblues]

12. "Turn your head and cough, he he he ..."

[hatrack]

13. The "Christmas Pageant Of Peace"???

Sorry, but in the context of the past five years, and given the presence of the Simian Dauphin at said event, all I can say is :puke: :puke: :puke: