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We had the whole world in our hands with support after 9/11. But Bush wanted to attack Iraq. Despite virtually every country saying that Iraq was not an imminent threat (or a threat at all), Bush wouldn't listen. The inspectors were in the country doing their jobs and finding nothing. Our soldiers were all lined up making sure nothing went wrong, and Saddam complied. Everything seemed to be working well. But Bush couldn't wait, he had to go in. He had to "lose his virginity" otherwise everything would fail. He ordered the UN weapons inspectors out, and like a high school senior on prom night, he shot his load before he could even get his pants off. He attacked too soon without restraint or romance. His date was left disappointed, and had the limo driver drop her off immediately. And thus Bush lost the world's support in the Worldwide War on Terror because he came too soon. Boyish and a little too eager, Bush realized that he had a lot farther to go to become a man.
It's time to break up Bush's support amongst males, and few things are more embarassing for a male (and disappointing for a female) than premature ejaculation. My hypothesis is that if this can be framed as a "Bush failing in his manhood" issue, it may get more traction with his base. Or maybe my imagination is just too vivid :shrug:
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