Why does Junior ALWAYS look like he sorts bobcats for a living?

[...of J.Temperance]

Why does Junior ALWAYS look like he sorts bobcats for a living?

The fuckface is A MESS. He appears in public on a regular basis with bedhead hair, looks like he doesn't shave properly, slouches at the podium...WTF is it with this freak?

:popcorn:

[NYCGirl]

1. I think that's his "look". Doesn't want to look too "elite".

But, yes, he often looks sloppy.

[...of J.Temperance]

6. You know, I can't remember ANY other occupant of the WH

Looking as messy and slobbish as this idiot. Not one...they've always tried to at least turn themselves out pretty well.

Junior's hair for instance, it looks like a cross between Bedhead and Al Lewis in "The Munsters"...I don't mean the slicked back middle with the widows peak, I'm talking about the puffed out sides of his hair. Junior for a start should have those sides thinned some, because he's going bald on top we can see that, his top hair is getting VERY thin.



On Edit: Fixed link.

[NYCGirl]

11. Even Carter looked more put together when he was building houses! NT

[...of J.Temperance]

22. Thats the truth :) n/t

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

2. maybe he wants to appeal to his base

you know, the drunk ignorant people who don't ever think for themselves.

[bertha katzenengel]

3. Because he's an unprofessional, unprincipled, undisciplined, selfish

little frat boy who cares nothing for anyone but himself.

[KamaAina]

4. Because he actually does sort bobcats for a living

you didn't actually think he was running the country, did you? Everyone knows Mr. Cheney is doing that.

[...of J.Temperance]

12. Heck, he sorts bobcats for a living AND clears brush at the weekend

*Slaps forehead* We're correct aren't we?

[KamaAina]

17. The brush-sorting thing is just a hobby.

It's the bobcats that pay the bills. Sure, he gets free rent, but all that booze and coke doesn't come cheap, y'know.

[...of J.Temperance]

24. I wonder how many bobcats Junior has to sort

In order to pay for a crate of JD and a big bag of Charlie?

[...of J.Temperance]

25. self-delete...accidental double post n/t

[GreenPartyVoter]

5. What a funny turn of phrase. *lol*

[...of J.Temperance]

9. It's a Southern phrase...we have many of them :)

Junior's as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs :)

[madokie]

13. yea, He's shitt'ern a drunk house mouse

[GreenPartyVoter]

20. Now that phrase I know. :D We have a few weird ones up our way like

"Slick as a smelt" and "Number'n a pounded hake".

[...of J.Temperance]

21. You do have some weird ones :) Here's another of ours

As handy as hip pockets on a hog.

[verse18]

27. He's crazier than a road lizard.

[Dances with Cats]

30. How about

harder than trying to sandpaper a windcats assl

[Dances with Cats]

31. Read : WILDCAT...sorry

[napi21]

7. The drunk part could be right, but I see something else.

First of all, the hair is probably from wearing those damn cowboy hats, and trying to pretend to be a real Texan.

The manerisms are another matter. I attended a seminar a while ago that explained many human actions, and they've all proven true.

If someone comes to your office door, stands straight, and directly asks you a question, they're serious. If they lean on the door frame, they're showing weakness and trying to be your friend.

When your sitting and talking with someone, and they lean across the table or desk toward you, they are agreeing with you, or trying to get you to agree with them. If they lean back in their chair, they are disagreeing with the subject of your conversation.

Someone who fails 5to look you in the eye is being deceitful.

Constant movement, switching from one foot to the other, playing with a pen, etc, all are signs of nervousness.

I see all of those things when Shrub appears in public!

[azmouse]

8. Rove is too busy trying to save his own ass

that he doesn't have the time to devote to seeing that Bush is properly groomed.

[...of J.Temperance]

10. Oh and Hello to our friend from Latvia! n/t

[billybob537]

14. Maybe it's

the DAIN BRAMADGE from being a drunkin hungover bobcat sorter?

[atommom]

15. Maybe he HAS been sorting bobcats. That would explain the facial

injuries! And it's so much manlier than clearing brush. :P

[kskiska]

16. He's always been a slob

His Houston apartment has been described as a nuclear waste dump. He used to wear hand-me-downs and shoes without socks.



Bush shrugged off the trappings of Harvard and avoided the official clubs that would showcase him in the yearbook and look good on his resume. Instead, he showed up for class looking like he had just rolled out of bed in the morning, often sat in the back of the room chewing gum or dipping snuff and made it clear to everyone he had no interest in Wall Street.

He was one of the few people who posed for his yearbook mug shot in a sports shirt, a wrinkled one at that. The other prominent picture of him in the book showed him sitting in the back row of class with longish hair blowing a huge bubble.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/politics/campaigns/wh2000/stories/bush072899.htm

[la la]

18. his ears, his ears ----

ever see that picture of the bobcat sorter with the nasty profusion of ear hair ?

Now that picture was so nasty, I deleted it immediately ---should have saved it for times like these!

How can pickles stand him?

Oh, sorry, I forgot-those drugs she pops impair vision. Luckily for her, he is a blur!

Wish the rest of us could be so lucky.

[MuseRider]

19. I have sorted bobcats and various other wild cats

and you are right, he does often have that look about him. Funny, I never could pin point it but you nailed it. (ex zookeeper)

Good one.

[Swamp Rat]

23. He's a drunk, of course.

;)

[...of J.Temperance]

26. I love that picture, and you just KNOW

That numbnuts IS probably thinking where the hell's the bar :)

[Swamp Rat]

28. It doesn't take much effort to read his brain cell.

:D

[Dances with Cats]

29. Bill Maher said it best...

he maxed out the cards, he lost hsi friends, it isn't fun anymore. So, why doesn't he go to Crawford and clear brush?

[Redstone]

32. Uh..."sorts bobcats?" I've never heard that one. I've always heard it as:

"he looks like he's been sackin' bobcats and ran out of sacks."

Redstone