how will bill o'reilly spin the 'holiday ornaments" thing?

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

1. apologize for being a hypocritical ass (yeah right)
2.blame it on the company FOX uses for its webstore
3. ignore it altogether
4. quickly change it
5. pretend it was satire
6. say it's a non-issue
7. blame it on 'secular smear bloggers funded by george Soros' who hacked his site- he'll then add them to his enemies list

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

1. He will add the picture of holiday ornaments to his black list

[Kahuna]

5. LOL!

:rofl:

[Midnight Rambler]

2. 7: Blame it on the liberals

Not just Soros, but Franken, Micheal Moore, and the ACLU. And I wouldn't put it past him to blame Clinton too.

[gulfcoastliberal]

3. I'll guess option 3

Surely O'Leilly is intimately involved with the merchandise, especially on such a "critical issue". Do they sell the O'Reilly butt plug, too?

[bammertheblue]

15. And

the felafel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dargondogon]

4. Oh, he's a hyporcrite all right

"Just in time for the holidays ..." O'Reilly says in this column, referring sarcastically to a gift from the courts to families.

Obviously, a truly God fearing Christian would have written, "Just in time for Christmas ..."

[reality based]

6. Maybe he'll be forced to put falafel on his loofah and eat it

[Berry Cool]

7. Nah. He'll just say he was only being "satirical."

And then he'll blame the manufacturer, who TOLD him to call them "holiday ornaments" because he was FORBIDDEN to call them "Christmas ornaments."

And then, of course, he'll put MSNBC on the TOP of his "enemies list" now that he's won a clean sweep of Keith Olbermann's "Worst Person in the World" podium.

[bammertheblue]

16. Sorry

I just totally ripped off your comment. Sorry!

[EFerrari]

8. THIS IS A JOB FOR THE COMMITTEE TO SAVE MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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:rofl:

[stewert]

9. Number 3.........

I will bet he just ignores it and never says a word about it. Unless a guest on his show brings it up, otherwise he will just ignore it like it never happened.

[readermostly]

10. I used to find him somewhat humorous, even though I never agreed. Now

I cringe when I see his smug face, even in his promos. Why, oh why, does The Today Show feature him as the opening "star" without someone to balance his commentary?

[PatrioticLeftie]

11. He'll just ignore it

At first, he won't notice. Then he'll purposefully try to divert attention away if it's brought up.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

12. The "holiday ornaments" were duly noted by KO on Countdown.

And DildO was again awarded the title of Worst Person in the World. He also got the #2 and #3 prizes.

:rofl:

[NYCGirl]

13. I'd guess 3. Ignore it altogether.

Rachel Maddow was saying on her show this morning that none of the right wing talkers would mention Duke Cunningham at all. It's like he never existed — she tried to get Tucker Carlson to address the issue, but no go.

[BigMcLargehuge]

14. 8. he wasn't thinking straight as -

he'd just paid two Swedish female wrestlers a thousand dollars to cram ten poinds of falafel up his ass

[Dr Fate]

17. Considering his penchant for spinning other inanimate objects...

...I don't wanna know!