Nasal Spray Arouses Women's Desire To Have Sex In Minutes

[The Straight Story]

Nasal Spray Arouses Women's Desire To Have Sex In Minutes

POSTED: 1:34 pm EST November 17, 2005
UPDATED: 6:30 pm EST November 17, 2005

A new nasal spray aphrodisiac for women that works in minutes may soon hit the market, according to a Local 6 News report.

Doctors said women who used the drug PT-141 in test studies felt a tingling or throbbing followed by a strong desire to have sex immediately after spraying their noses.


PT-141 is a synthetic version of a sex hormone that works on both men and women, according to a report.

"In the case of women, what we're really doing is sensitizing the vaginal tissue so when they get touched or stimulated, they would feel it a little bit more," Dr. Carl Spana said.

http://www.local6.com/news/5347978/detail.html

They don't need a nasal spray, they just need me and since I am taken they don't really have any desire for the rest of you :)

[GreenPartyVoter]

1. "Have sex in minutes?" Dang, haven't they found a cure for

lack of staying power yet?

*lol*

[mrcheerful]

9. They have, its called viagra

though the warning on the label says if erection lasts more then 6 hours seek medical attention. What 6 hours isn't long enough for you? Lol. Just kidding you on that one. But the warning is real.

[havocmom]

2. Look for it to show up in automatic, plug-in dispensers

for home, office and bar use ;)

Now, if somebody would just come up with a spray to make people use their fucking heads....

[Lerkfish]

3. I foresee very bad uses for this.

the abuse is easy to predict.

[The Straight Story]

5. Put it into the air in a room so everyone is breathing it

And watch the fun :)

[Lerkfish]

8. was thinking more along the lines of the date rape drug.

so, a much less pleasant premonition than yours.

[MercutioATC]

34. It just enhances arousal, it doesn't knock you out.

I don't think there's much potential for abuse.

[Lerkfish]

37. good, then.

[slackmaster]

44. The abuse is almost as easy to predict as the bad jokes

:D

[phaseolus]

4. Note that the article does *not* say...

...that it will make every Hooter's waitress want to immediately have sex with the next fat troll twice her age that she runs across...

We've all been in situations where we were in the same room with desirable horny people of our preferred gender who desperately wanted to have sex... just not with *us*. I fully expect that this substance will *not* make the user change their ideas of who's attractive, or break down inhibitions. Date rape shouldn't be much of a danger with this stuff.

/obvious

[grumpy old fart]

6. lol....excellent point!

[DBoon]

14. Given what I've seen of the males who frequent Hooters

I think any sufficiently aroused waitress would rather spend some time in the ladies' room, "powdering her nose"

[KansDem]

41. Hey, I resent that remark!

every Hooter's waitress want to immediately have sex with the next fat troll twice her age that she runs across...

I've never been to Hooter's!

[msu2ba]

7. Sounds like....

....my new favorite aftershave. :evilgrin:

[Loonman]

10. Smells like $100 bills

Right?

:evilgrin:

[DBoon]

15. No - smells like fine chocolate

What else does every woman find irresistable?

[uppityperson]

11. Shares of the biotech company jumped 20 percent earlier this week...

"Shares of the biotech company jumped 20 percent earlier this week after word got out about the new sex drug for women."

For some it would be good, for others, what a bunch of hooey. If I don't want to have sex, so what? WTF is it with "must have sex" or something is wrong?Granted, some people are unhappy with this, but for those that aren't, I am really tired of this. What is wrong with diversity and aging. No boob or tuck job for me either.

[mongo]

27. I don't think anyone's proposing that using this spray be manditory

and it has the potential to help a lot of women who wish they still desired sex.

[Kber]

28. Well, to be honest

let's say you've had a baby recently, but not so very recently, so that you are "physically" ready to have sex, just kinda tired from taking care of the new kid, the older kid, and getting your life back into some kind of order.

Frankly, sex, while desirable in theory, may not be the highest priority in your life just now.

Let's also say, for the sake of argument, that you are married to a great guy who is understanding, supportive, and, importantly, faithful.

Let's say said guy really likes sex, but isn't really into the "wham, bam, thank you mam" variety, so if you aren't getting into the act, so to speak, neither is he.

And let's also say that prior to the new baby, you had great sex and lots of it, and this is a temporary situation.

Now lets say tonight is your 15th anniversary.

Which is a long winded way of saying, hell yes I'd take the drug.

All hypothetically speaking, of course!

[AspenRose]

36. Have you been spying on me?

"Taking care of the new kid, the older kid, and getting your life back into some kind of order."

My gosh, that post gave me chills! The only difference is it's been 6 years for us, not 15!

Damn!

Oh, and "the older kid" could be the husband! Ha ha! ;-) Just teasing. Seriously, that post is very close to real life.

[Kber]

48. All I can say

is that we went through a simalar "dry spell" after kid #1 and it did get better (much better :) ). So have hope and patience -things will improve!

Hang in there!

[Habibi]

47. Yes

all kidding aside (and those who say that there are more important things to be curing also have a point), if this helps couples get back that ol' magic, I'm all for it.

[BiggJawn]

29. Sure hope you're by yourself.

Or with a partner who also thinks they're "past that Foolishness"

Lemme tell ya, there's no worse Hell than to be involved with somebody who's gotten the worst menopause has to offer when you're not ready to hang Mr. Happy up yourself...

[uppityperson]

46. Nothing wrong with sex, nothing wrong with no sex

I'm just tired of the sexual focus of everything. Buy this toothpaste and this cutie will want to have sex with you! Buy this car and you too can be thin and sexually attractive! Sometimes celibacy is fine. Sometimes not having sex is as ok as having sex is. I don't think I said "past that Foolishness", just realize that sex isn't the total reason for life and yes, it is possible to be happy and celibate. What is wrong is when you are unhappy with YOUR OWN sexual situation, whatever it might be. And I'm tired of the guilt trips of "must have sex" or something is wrong. rant off. peace

[BiggJawn]

50. Yeah, that toothpaste really worked...

I hear ya, I feel the same way about the "just for Men" spots on the Toob.

some folks ARE happy with celibacy. But I'm not one of them.

Peace!
:-)

[mr_hat]

12. Now, if it aroused their desire to have sex FOR minutes, >

we'd be onto something.

[opihimoimoi]

13. ORGIES R US coming soon to your Neighborhood

Baby Boom will result....

[MilesColtrane]

16. Possible Brand Names?

Nasonsex™
Afterhim 12 Hour Nasal Spray™
Vick's Sin-ex™
Flonasty™

[chelsea0011]

17. If you can spray this from a crop duster, is it a WMD?

[MilesColtrane]

20. ...is it a WMD?

Nope. A WMS, Weapon of Mass Secretion

[unpossibles]

42. Weapon of Miss Seduction? n/t ;)

[iconoclastNYC]

43. Remember that story

that said the Pentagon was looking for a chemical weapon to make enemy soldiers to go gay and bugger each other? Lol.....

[htuttle]

49. Wasn't that a plot of a '60's movie?

Maybe I was thinking of 'The Nude Bomb' from 1980...

[RedOnce]

53. Maybe a WMP...Weapon of Mass Production!

[abluelady]

18. Let's Get Real Here

The Christian RW will stop this in a NY minutes. Only men are allowed to want to have sex.:puke:

[TahitiNut]

19. I foresee an increase in the number of one-armed and armless men.

:evilgrin: Women, too.

[losdiablosgato]

21. They also found a food that will cut a woman's sex drive by 90%

Wedding cake.}(

[TahitiNut]

23. LOL!

:rofl: Funny how that food makes the guy appear more appealing to other women, too.

[HughBeaumont]

39. The funny part about both . . .

is that it's correct on BOTH counts. Unfortunately for me.

Wedding cake has SERIOUSLY killed my sex life dead. Picture me wanting it every single day and being lucky to get it once a MONTH. It's a damned nightmare. I'd be happy for once a WEEK at this point. I don't think that's too much to ask at ALL.

Since we've moved into the house 6 years ago, and I've kept track of this - the number of times the wife and I have had sex has not even come close to reaching triple digits. Serious as a heart attack. This is under OUR own roof. It's not unusual to go 2, 3, and sometimes (2 times in the past 6 years) FOUR months without it.

[TahitiNut]

40. Yep. Been there. Married for 12 years. (2nd time around.)

Like rabbits before we got married. Then came the Altar-cation. Even though I was still apparently quite 'appealing' to gals at the office and elsewhere (judging from the vibes), I was true blue. (Blue b___s, it you get my drift.) I'd come back from business trips and there was no 'oasis' at home for me. Turns out my missus was getting her ticket punched by her (married) boyfriend. (Not fun.) That ol' wedding cake seemed to have a very narrow effect.

[HughBeaumont]

51. With her, it's not cheating -

It's the "I do too much. I'm too tired. I can't turn it on and off like a light switch like you can." excuse. It's such bullshit. I can wake up 3-4 in the morning and do it.

You want to believe the whole scientific reasoning for a woman's libido driving straight off a cliff faster than Thelma and Louise once they get married - that it's mid-life blahs, hormonal levels drop substantially with age, problems with self-image - but then you hear the complete opposite. That often times, it's men who don't want sex and the woman does. WHERE ARE these women? I sure didn't get one of those. Most real-life examples (from my friends and BIL, for instance) are the same way - the guy is the one that wants it, but she simply has no interest.

I heard one guy on here talk about being in a marriage where his SO is just flat out NOT interested in having sex to the point that she's actually given him permission to sleep with other women should his urges arise. How fuckity-fucked up is THAT? Of course, he won't do it, so he's pretty much stuck unless he gets separated. Sorry, but if the wife ever did that with me, that's kind of, shall we say, an "irreconcilable difference". Not going to lie, that would be a huge problem with me, love notwithstanding. I'm a guy. I have a penis. I need sex. Sorry if that's blunt, girls, but that's the way it be.

Sorry to hear about that. I've been cheated on 4 times with others previous to this marriage, so I know how that goes.

[noiretextatique]

22. how about getting that male birth control pill on the market?

:eyes: or working on a cure for cancer, of ms, or aids, or...oh never mind.

[MindPilot]

24. I'm still waiting for that morning after pill for men...

It would not only prevent her from getting pregnant, but let him forget he tried. :)

[katty]

25. and help mitigate sinus infections?

[rocktivity]

26. I've NEVER had a problem desiring to have sex within minutes.

If, anything, it happens too OFTEN!!!!

:rofl:
rocknation

[Shadowen]

30. I'll buy the crop duster.

You run to the store and pick up ten thousand bottles.

[CatBoreal]

31. And yet pharmaceutical companies can't be bothered to...

...come up with new antibiotics that'll combat drug resistant bacteria.

Gee, so nice to see they've got their priorities straight. :sarcasm:

[Justice Is Comin]

32. Yes but who would want sex in the nose?

[hopeisaplace]

33. Gheesh, picture this

..you're on a crowded subway person against person
reach in your purse for your nasal spray (k. maybe not)
grab the wrong one
who's the lucky smiling bastard next to you

you've just brightened someone's day
A very Christian thing to do.

[ohio_liberal]

35. Does it guarantee an orgasm?

I'll take it if it does :D

And what part of my body will be "tingling and throbbing" exactly?

[mac56]

38. Sounds like a placebo to me,

nm

[Liberal In Texas]

45. We need to have auto-dispensers in the WH.

Maybe if these guys got laid more....

[liveoaktx]

52. Shades of that old movie "Love Potion Number 9"-remember the

crowds of men chasing the hooker through the streets?

[rman]

54. Oh good, more $$$$ for big pharma

Will it be available without prescription, will i get spam for this product?
Surely lack of sex drive is one of the bigger health problems in the world..