If Bush began hearing voices, what would they say?

[ck4829]

A. "George, this is God. Invade Iran."

B. A Multitude of voices scream "RESIGN!!!!"

C. "This is your father, you've got to give the American People their medicine." (Or some other quote from the Shining)

D. Other.

[Kierkegaard]

1. D) Other:

"You IDIOT! Why did you trade Sammy Sosa?!?!"

[Jim Sagle]

2. "Go ahead - declare martial law and send the Democrats to Gitmo!"

[Canuckistanian]

3. "Daddy will get you out of this"

"Mommy will protect you"

[catmother]

4. problem is -- i think he's already hearing voices -- he claims

that god speaks to him.

[HockeyMom]

6. So does/did BINLADEN

Next?

[Protagoras]

5. I"M KING OF THE WORLD!

oh wait...I think he's already telling himself that.

[Mr_Spock]

7. If?

He's insane already.

[drluch]

8. d) "You're the most brilliant man I've ever met

Now can I be on the SC even though I'm just a voice?"

[TexasLawyer]

15. LOL

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[alfredo]

9. have another drink.

[tridim]

10. "Kent.. This is Jesus.. You've been a very naughty boy

..I want you to think about what you've done and repent, and from now on, stop playing with yourself!"



"It ~is~ god!"

[H2O Man]

11. He has no conscience

hence will hear no voices.

[WilliamPitt]

12. "Buy war bonds!"

[Chicago1]

13. Invade Iran and Syria

Don't worry. Nothing will EVER EVER happen to you. You won't suffer any consequences


(clear throat. he would believe the voices too!)


START THE REVOLUTION!!!

[Lannes]

14. I am the lizard king

I can do anything...

[Kurt Remarque]

16. "this is your pal Jack Daniels. Drink me!"

[KerryOn]

17. Bush is already hearing voices.

He claims that God talks to him all the time.

[Auntie Bush]

18. Remember when some voice was talking to him during the debate?