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Tue Nov-22-05 04:11 PM
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Tue Nov-22-05 04:15 PM
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1. You were warned to stay away from the children!
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Tue Nov-22-05 04:17 PM
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2. Ok, I've had my shots, and you've had yours!!!
Let's see how long it takes the bird flu to drop these little suckers--then we'll send one of these infected turkeys to every Democrat on the Hill!!!
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Tue Nov-22-05 04:18 PM
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3. "If that guy would get his thumb out of my butt...
"I'd peck the eyes out of each and every one of these brats - starting the dipshit with the red tie"
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Tue Nov-22-05 04:18 PM
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4. A few turkeys and a bunch of kids.
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Tue Nov-22-05 04:18 PM
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5. My, this turkey is soft and supple
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Tue Nov-22-05 04:18 PM
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6. "School kids with turkeys"
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Tue Nov-22-05 04:19 PM
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7. "heh heh heh wait til the kids catch the butcherin'! That's m' fav'rit!"
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Tue Nov-22-05 04:20 PM
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8. "Can I kill it? Huh, huh, can I?"
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Tue Nov-22-05 04:20 PM
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9. The Turkey says "Stay the course."
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Tue Nov-22-05 04:21 PM
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10. How do you milk a turkey?
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Tue Nov-22-05 04:22 PM
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11. Yes it does look a lot like Laura.
Even sounds like her too.
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Tue Nov-22-05 04:23 PM
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12. "How refreshing it is to for once not be the one with the
biggest wattles in the room!" - Mr. A. Turkey
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Tue Nov-22-05 04:25 PM
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In the background it looks like Cheney is growing claws.
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Tue Nov-22-05 04:26 PM
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14. Cheney: Just wait til Junior sticks the firecracker up its butt...
Edited on Tue Nov-22-05 04:28 PM by Stephanie
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Tue Nov-22-05 04:27 PM
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15. "What the hell is Cheney doin' in the corner...here you hold this
turkey and I'll go ask Uncle Dick if I can do the stuffin'."
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Tue Nov-22-05 04:49 PM
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...pious vampire look on his evil, souless face. Satan is going to have good time effing this sockcucking mother effer in the ass when his ticker finally explodes.
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Tue Nov-22-05 04:28 PM
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16. I want to pardon DeLay and Rove not this turkey!
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Tue Nov-22-05 04:30 PM
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17. "Don't stroke it too firmly, it'll explode and you won't get to eat."
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Tue Nov-22-05 04:41 PM
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18. There, there, Rovey, these kids won't hurt you...
but if you're indicted, I'll turn you into Thanksgiving dinner!!!
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Tue Nov-22-05 04:48 PM
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19. boy, I'll bet the feathers will really fly......
when I shove a couple of lit fircrackers up this gobblers butt! Whew boy, that's what I call real fun!
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Tue Nov-22-05 04:49 PM
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21. "This year we're doing something new - I asked the turkey to pardon ME!"
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Tue Nov-22-05 04:49 PM
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My Pet Turkey, I can read it when we have a National Crisis.
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Tue Nov-22-05 05:15 PM
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23. One of these is the dumbest damn creature around
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Tue Nov-22-05 05:22 PM
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24. Aren't most of those kids are from the John Roberts White Kids Superstore?
They stock only the finest, photo-ready white children, you know.
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