HOLIDAY GIFT IDEA!... "Mean Jean, the Dress-Up Queen!"

[Bluebear]

Yes, you can make any neocon girl's Christmas complete, if those evil liberals don't ruin it for everyone! Buy her MEAN JEAN, THE DRESS-UP QUEEN! Your little Republican housewife-in-the-making will have HOURS of play-along fun with Mean Jean!

Mean Jean comes dressed in one of her outfits from the Glory Days of her 2004 campaign season. (Diebold machine sold separately.) She is wearing a white dress and a red ribbon in her hair that is way too young for her. She clutches a photo of Cindy Sheehan's dead son to wave around and make snide comments about.

The starter kit also comes with FOUR (Count, 1-2-3-4) additional outfits: (Top left, clockwise)

A. Her famous Yankee-Doodle-Disaster which she wore on the House floor, when she called a decorated Vietnam war congressman a COWARD! (Not pictured, a giant flag up her rear end.)

B. Mean Jean goes Disney as Grandmother Willow, the gnarled tree from Pocahontas. No special make-up required!

C. "I'll get you my pretty!" No, it's not a costume from that evil liberal holiday of Halloween. It's the Wicked Witch of Ohio!

D. Whatever Happened to Baby Jean? The kids will have oodles of fun with Baby Jean. You never know what nastiness will come out of her mouth next!

Of course, Mean Jean is made in China out of toxic plastic and dress-up outfits in paper from non-recycled trees. Available at cheap stores everywhere this Christmas. Or call direct at 1-800-GOP-HATE for faster service. Ho ho HO!

[melody]

1. WARNING: SWALLOW ALL LIQUIDS BEFORE READING

I just baptized another keyboard.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[antonialee839]

4. I just snorked.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Pam-Moby]

2. How funny,

:rofl:

[OKDem08]

3. Ohio chose her over Hackett? Have they all lost their minds? n/t

[garybeck]

19. NO, THEY DIDN'T CHOOSE HER

there is a lot of electronic voting in that district. many experts think it was stolen.

[Erika]

5. Mean Jean is one vicious bitch

It is truly disgusting that she was not taught to honor our service women/men. But so many of her party chose not to enroll in our military.

[SammyWinstonJack]

6. Yikes!

:hide:

[Straight Shooter]

7. That Wicked Witch of Ohio outfit is too much!

:rofl:

[neebob]

8. I think Mean Jean needs an "I'm Not Sorry" T-shirt

And why doesn't she have any mean jeans? C'mon, now - let's dress her up properly.

[Bluebear]

9. MOVE TO FRANCE!!! shirt sold sepately.

This is just the starter kit. Additional outfits available at exhorbitant prices that you will pay or disappoint your child. Forever.

P.S. "Mean jeans" :rofl:

[neebob]

10. Yeah, like the Mom jeans from SNL

only they're mean jeans. They could have like the international "no cowards" symbol appliqued on the back pocket. Or a red yoke with a row of stars, like her House floor suit. That way she could wear the jacket with the jeans. And the "Move to France" or "I'm Not Sorry" T underneath. Mean Jean needs options!

[nolabels]

11. Does she still melt in the rain?

Or was that part from the Exorcist :silly:

[Bluebear]

12. Pea soup sold separately. nt

[...of J.Temperance]

13. This is very juvenile n/t

[Bluebear]

14. Thanks for your input. nt

[...of J.Temperance]

15. You're welcome. It was a compliment n/t

[Bluebear]

16. It didn't read as one :) n/t

[...of J.Temperance]

17. I was being off-beat. I like juvenile :) n/t

[Bluebear]

18. You've arrived at the right thread.

I can only bang my head against a wall so much before needing some comic relief.

[...of J.Temperance]

21. Well

After enduring certain bizarre posts in the gun thread, and having to defend Swamp Rat against name calling from said bizarre poster...I find myself with a cut-out-and-dress-up Jean Schmidt.

Ah need mah pillows and blankets now anyhow. You stay up too late, don't you know that ALL of the other blue bears across the world are asleep in their respective woods now, huh?

[walldude]

20. Snarf! Hilarious dude....

She needs a "Ken"...

[neebob]

22. Kick

for anyone who might encounter a mean Jean today and everyone else who needs laffs.

[ohio_liberal]

23. SNL Weekend Update says....

...she dresses like a 1970's gymnast. lol

[Bluebear]

26. '1970's gymnast'

THAT is funny!!!

[DemonFighterLives]

24. Good Job

That photo of her is so sinister. She makes Kathyrn Harris look like Miss America. :scared:

[cybildisobedience]

25. excellent job

loved "whatever happened to baby Jean?"

[Bullwinkle925]

27. Very Very good! I wish I knew how to do this.

:applause: