There's an Infiltrator on DU who's trying to find out about Project X

[ck4829]

His name is 00700Club.

[leftstreet]

1. I don't have clearance on Project X - only Project Y.

[blue2helix]

10. Still Waiting For Clearance!

Haven't been put through the secret ritual yet. All I know was that I was told to bring a pen, a cotton ball and a bottle cap to an undisclosed location to be mailed to me at any time!

[leftstreet]

14. blue ink, or black?

[Oceansaway]

2. aint me...but thanx for the heads up....

btw....what is Project X........????


j/k

[soup]

3. Moms the word. Don't spill the refrieds.

Loose goats sink boats.

[still_one]

4. shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[warrens]

5. It has nothing to do with gluing fire ants to RimJob's wheelchair...

Nothing whatsoever.

[MidwestTransplant]

11. Does RimJob collect SS due to his disability I wonder?

[damntexdem]

6. Wait, Project X? Or Project XY?

Remember, we need both X and Y in order to undertake a plot.

[leftstreet]

8. We're NOT supposed to talk about XY in these forums!

I'm telling.

[phaseolus]

12. You're thinking in two dimensions.

It's just *called* 'Project X' because fitting all dozen or so dimensions of space and time into the name would be unwieldy. I'm probably giving too much away...

[Realityhack]

25. SHHH!!!

Now you have let out sensitive details about the prodject.

[jayctravis]

30. It's project KY that needs to b

[northernsoul]

7. Infiltrated? Now? But we were so close!

I mean, we were right on the cusp of initiating the Zebra Protocol! I hadn't quite finished stockpiling sandpaper and paperclips at Double Secret Undisclosed Location, but I was hoping to get that taken care of this weekend. Well, I guess we're busted now!

[rock]

9. I thought the Fieldstone Protocol

was supposed to stop things like that.

[KG]

13. since i lost my decoder ring, i never know what's going on anymore!

:(

[KittyWampus]

36. Drink Your Ovaltine

15. give up 00700 Club

it's dangerous to mess around with the DUers.

[PennyK]

16. Oh, I forgot!!!!

How many purebred red-eyed Persian cats was I supposed to supply?

[Jackpine Radical]

19. It was originally Manx cats but the PC Police demanded we use

Personx cats & we couldn't find any.

[Bjornsdotter]

17. I thought we were waiting

...for the aspens to turn?

Cheers!

[Catshrink]

18. Is he in cahoots with Agent Mike?

:hi: Agent Mike

[Jackpine Radical]

20. I thought Agent Mike was turned

the last time he went to Aspen.

[phaseolus]

21. psst... ide-hay that uckyball-bay...

...before they notice

[Catshrink]

31. Uh-oh...

ya think I'm in trouble? Someone recognized my fullerene!

[xchrom]

22. i thought he was trying to find out about ''project xchrom''.

[DrGonzoLives]

23. THE FIRST RULE OF PROJECT X IS YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT IT

Christ, people.

[Realityhack]

27. I beleve that is "... ABOUT PRODJECT X"

and IIRC its the second rule too.

Cool refrence ;-)

[titoresque]

32. hmmmmmmmmmmm

Maybe we're going to need to keep an eye on you............

[FearofFutility]

24. These threads crack me up

:)

[titoresque]

26. and this is exactly why you have been denied

Project X clearance! Serious Commies only!
;)

[FearofFutility]

33. Ok. Now I get it

I was getting pretty paranoid about not getting clearance. I now have my serious face on. :+ Can I get clearance now? Pretty please?

[titoresque]

37. Go see "Marge" at the "front desk"

don't look her straight in the "eye" and for god sakes.......DO NOT, DO NOT mention project X! Just ask for the pink slip. Fill it out in blue or black ink...you will know which one. Await further instruction.

[FearofFutility]

38. I completed my first mission

and await further instruction,comrade. (Psst..I see what you mean about the "eye". Oh, and the slip I filled out was to work on project m.o.r.a.n., not project X :shrug: "Marge" said project x was in the final stages and didn't need any more agents)

[robbedvoter]

28. We can tell you, but then we'd have to kill ya

You're better off not knowing

[drb]

29. I wouldn't worry about them finding out.... they'll know....

....ALL about it pretty fuckin' soon!!

[Hubert Flottz]

35. Some people around here don't seem to know how series this is

Project x is Hugh111 * It REALLY, REALLY, IS!

The moon is full right now, so you know what to expect...at any minute! * BE CAREFUL! * This is not a drill...

[SoCalDem]

34. Please discard page 47 of the Manual...

that is all

[jazzjunkysue]

39. everyone be ready when the codeword is deployed on an "odd" show tonight.

Review mission checklist.

[applegrove]

40. We need to switch to French. Formation X

41. The Big Head

says to also delete page 256 of the manual. If you don't have page 256, god help you.

[DemocracyInaction]

42. I forgot---it's Friday night and you're all drinking................

Gee I haven't visited DU for several weeks and forgot about Friday nights. The real mystery of Project X is how any of us manage to type by this time of the night.............. Do all of you have a "designated computer turner-offer" for the evening? I don't want you to attempt it yourself. Cheers! One of these days we should invite the Repukes over, drink them under the table, and have our way with them.......................