This week in anagrams

[The Witch]

This week, the big story is how BOB WOODWARD messed up. WOW. BOO, DR. BAD.

And was his source a certain National Security Advisor? STEPHEN HADLEY, I hate to break it to you, but THY A__ NEEDS HELP.

In other news, REP. JOHN MURTHA spoke out against the war. HEAR JOHN TRUMP all the Republican talking points!

The other day, the CINDY SHEEHAN TRIAL happened. Want to know who really needs to be charged? HERE'S HINT: A LYIN' CAD!

We're all trying to get on the O'REILLY ENEMIES LIST. We all know the MISERLY OIL ENLISTEE is nuts, but did you know he said, "You see, this will be the definitive list on which I, SENILE, RELY TO SLIME"?

And the CONGRESS REVOLT caused some consternation as ROVE, STERN, CLOGS his toilet. :puke:

This week we saw a certain magazine name CLINTON INFLUENTIAL. Oy, I thought the media was all corporate, but I see A LOT INCLININ' LEFT, NU?

Finally, we all want to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAN. Can we think of a present he'd like? TRY A HIPPY HEADBAND! :yoiks:

[Orrex]

1. One I stumbled upon earlier in the week

Sen. Rick Santorum ==> A Scrotum Skinner

(again, with apologies to our own Skinner, of course!)