The White House is "baffled"

[burythehatchet]

Dear President Numb Nuts:

You have always been baffled

• You were baffled about what to do when planes were flying into buildings, so you ran away.
  
• You were baffled as to what Iraq had to do with 9/11
  
• you were baffled as to whether Saddam had WMD
  
• you were baffled as to what the country wanted to do with social security
  
• you were baffled as to whether you torture
  
• hell, you're even baffled as to whether you're a coke fiend
  
• you're definitely baffled as to how to conduct an invasion
  
• you're baffled as to how to hire competent managers
  
• you're baffled as to how to manage a natural disaster
  
• you're baffled as to how to manage a fiscal budget
  
• and I bet you're baffled as to how to wipe you're ass
  

Get your head out of your ass, George, the view may be a little less baffling.

[displacedtexan]

1. Jeez, you've got to start blogging!

Your post is excellent!

[burythehatchet]

5. Thank you

you are too kind.

[Flying Dream Blues]

2. Baffled is SUCH a good word for it. I'm also baffled as to why

they've gotten away with it for this long!!

[Lex]

3. They say they "never saw (insert foreseeable event here) coming."

They couldn't lead their way out of a paper bag.

[driver8]

11. You are right -- that does seem to be their excuse1

They "never saw" that planes would be flown into buildings in America even though they were warned.

They "never saw" the levees breaking...


They "never saw" that Iraq would turn into such a clusterfuck even after they were warned by everyone and their mother.

They "never saw" the American people wising up and calling these fuckers on their lies and thier crimes.

They "never saw" the inside of a prison cell, but I am sure some of them will get quite familiar with that view soon.

[elehhhhna]

4. Dicki's fave expression is "reprehensible"-- look it up!

& Donni uses is when he feels the necessity to suck up.

[aden_nak]

6. You'd think Dick Cheney owned stock in "Baffling".

For as much as it happens to them.

[LittleClarkie]

7. It's hard werk

They must be getting mixed messages.

[karlrschneider]

12. Or, as Chimpy put it, "mexed missages"

Remember?
;-)

[Lancer]

8. They're also baffled by a Thermos bottle

How do it keep hot things hot in the winter and cold things cold in the summer?

[rzemanfl]

10. Those morons could fuck up the recipe for ice, if they could

remember where they put it.

[LittleClarkie]

15. He'd probaby just bang it around a while

and then toss it into the air, 2001-style.

[Tom Joad]

9. Scotty said that Murtha's policy is the same as Michael Moore...

why bring up Michael Moore. I dunno.

They should be trying to explain why Georgies foreign policy is the same as Attila the Hun.

[B Calm]

13. I like Malloy's new name for too stupid to be president, Chuckle Nuts

[applegrove]

14. I love it when they pretend to suffer from human emotion. Assholes!

You are the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES - you have no excuse to be baffled.. you were given far to much control in the way of no oversight for the longest time.

[CatWoman]

16. kick

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