His Rudeness....On Dick!

[Neocondriac]

Caution!...you must be angry and bitter to appreciate !

http://rudepundit.blogspot.com/

[marbuc]

1. I get enough anger and bitterness

from Cheney himself.

[mark11727]

2. Let the Rudeness begin....!

I've been reading Rude Pundit for a few weeks now, and aside from the crude language and imagery, he makes a LOT of very good points.

[madrchsod]

5. that`s why i like him!

crude language and imagery is really how these guys think....

[swimboy]

3. I must be angry and bitter because I'm relishing every word!

[madrchsod]

4. the rude one in top form today

i`d like to meet this guy....

[TomInTib]

7. I would almost go back to school to take a class from him

Can you believe he is a professor at a university.
That info used to be on his site but has been gone for a while.
Wonkette has run it a few times.

[cassiepriam]

8. Me too. My theory: the rude one is a little old lady in tennis shoes.

After she writes the column she has tea and biscuits while her little yorkie yaps in the background.

[TomInTib]

9. I've actually seen a picture and interview with RP way back when

I just wish I had kept it.
He really is a professor and a totally (on the surface, anyway) sane guy.

[cassiepriam]

10. Yes, clearly male from his writings. I am joking about the little old

lady bit. Do you know what subject he teaches?
He is sexually obsessed but has a heart of gold, and
is very sensitive and empathetic to others. An obviously complex man. He is hard to figure out. But I love his writing for the most part. When he doesn't gross me out. I wish he would tone it down a bit sometimes, but then of course he would no longer be the rude one.

[Neocondriac]

11. C'mon......

Toning it down won't happen until 2008. Reading him for me is a like a sauna for the brain.If they haven't locked him up yet, I'm well down the list!

[cassiepriam]

12. I mean the sex part, I get grossed out. The rest is superb, I love him.

[TomInTib]

13. I really liked the little old lady bit. Thanks for the mental image.

From now on when I read RP that's what I will picture.

[cassiepriam]

15. She wears pearls and a twin set. Hair nicely done. Quite proper.

[mark11727]

17. The Rude Pundit is Mother Dexter

Judith Lowry

[brainshrub]

6. Whoa! Why doesn't he tell us how he feels?

Check out the opening paragraph:

The viscous, shit-smelling goo that forms the life ooze of netherworld evil that pollutes the soil of the earth once again shifted itself into the shape of Vice President Dick Cheney yesterday when it opened its horrible maw and spat forth at Ronald Reagan Gala of the Frontiers of Freedom Institute. This'd be the same group that, in its recent "Freedom Report," said of war protesters and others who dissent with the Bush administration, "Who benefits from this constitutionally protected, but irresponsible speech? The terrorists and their recruiters."

[cassiepriam]

16. I love these 2 sentences, Rude must be an english prof, pure poetry..

<<<The viscous, shit-smelling goo that forms the life ooze of netherworld evil that pollutes the soil of the earth once again shifted itself into the shape of Cheney.

And the ending

<And when it was over, Cheney was whisked away where he could give off his shape, melt back into the pool of vile, gelatinous savagery that is his true form, and be stored away until he is needed again.>

BRAVO RUDE, YOU NAILED IT so elegantly!

[tjwash]

14. ahh man...

...I thought this was a sex thread. *stomps away*