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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-16-05 11:38 PM
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Letterman: Bush on an 8-day tour of Asia, visiting American jobs
Edited on Wed Nov-16-05 11:40 PM by Bluebear
Jeb wants to be President. Well, that's a good idea, someone will have to pardon his brother...

I came upon a deer in the road the other night, it had that "Bush in the headlights" look.

:rofl:
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buddysmellgood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-16-05 11:39 PM
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1. Jeb wants to be president. Well that makes sense. Someone will have to
pardon his brother.

Ahha ha ha ha ha
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beyurslf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-16-05 11:41 PM
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2. Letterman always gives up some good ones.
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1932 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-16-05 11:41 PM
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3. Oh, man. That is fffuuunnnnnyyyyy!
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Cha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-16-05 11:42 PM
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4. Whoa...that's a zinger..
"I came upon a deer in the road the other night, it had that "Bush in the headlights" look."

That should gone down in history as part of our lexicon.

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tuvor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-16-05 11:48 PM
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5. No more Monica jokes, at long last?
Good!
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LuCifer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-16-05 11:56 PM
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6. I know right
Talk about GETTING OLD and REAL QUICK...
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GreatCaesarsGhost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-17-05 09:40 AM
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11. he saves monica for friday nights
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Ysolde Donating Member (368 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-17-05 01:36 AM
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7. ROTFLMAO
Thanks. I never watch Letterman or Leno, but these are funny!

I absolutely love "I came upon a deer in the road the other night, it had that "Bush in the headlights" look."
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upi402 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-17-05 01:47 AM
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8. Letterman has come around finally
He used to frustrate the hell out of me going so light on Bush. I haven't watched since. I felt betrayed by someone I respected.
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tavalon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-17-05 09:13 AM
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10. Not me
I remember very early on he did a joke telling Bush that when he wrote out the check for the Iraq war to make sure to spell Halliburton with two "L's".

Priceless.
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earth mom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-17-05 02:15 PM
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14. Dave's been slammin * hard for awhile now...I LOVE DAVE! nt
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OhNoTheyDidNot Donating Member (412 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-17-05 08:46 AM
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9. LOL, Letterman also said (about Jeb) .... WHEN CAN HE START? n/t
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Tom Joad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-17-05 10:57 AM
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12. Remember Dan Rather on Letterman. They wanted to line up
behind Bush. I understand the trauma of the moment (right after 9/11) but still, as adults they should have known better.
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mrhopeforwes Donating Member (230 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-17-05 01:29 PM
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13. wanna read a really intense and funny short story on how dire it is that
President Magoo resign? email me at jayfosterman@yahoo.com
I was told by a Clarkie mother of a soldier: "I was honored to have read it."

ALL HAIL PRESIDENT TUSH

P.S. Know how many members of the Bush admin it takes to change a lightbulb? ...it's a trick question: they're out of lightbulbs.
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-17-05 04:25 PM
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15. President Magoo!!!!
:rofl:
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