OMFG!! WTF!! Every Daily Newspaper Will Publish Tomorrow!!!

[TahitiNut]

Reporters and news services are actually "DEVELOPING" news stories for the next edition!! (Links will be provided when available!)

:eyes: :wow: :eyes: :wow: :eyes: :wow: :eyes: :wow: :eyes: :wow: :eyes:

[MadisonProgressive]

1. I'm not buying any of it - Fool me once.... can't get fooled again

[SammyBlue]

2. Good, because I need a link or two

I have no fucking idea what you're talking about.

[CatWoman]

3. plus, they will annoy the fuck out of us by publishing headlines

IN ALL CAPS!!!!!!!!!

[TahitiNut]

It's the (Times Roman) Italian Connection, obviously.

The Swiss Connection (Helvetica) is kept for only the BEST stories.

[Richardo]

23. with at least nine EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!

wtg, CatWoman - you're ahead of the curve :thumbsup:

[jamesinca]

4. Develop?

That is a bit strong don't you think? Receive talking points I thought was the usual.

[Wilms]

5. This is HUGH!!!11 n/t

[TheDebbieDee]

8. Are you SERIES????????? (Sorry, I just couldn't resist!)

[Walt Starr]

14. THESE PEOPLE HAVE NO MORELS! THEY ARE STICKILY LIARS!!!

[Kukesa]

16. Is someone stocking you? (I couldn't resist, either.) n/t

[EVDebs]

6. Operation Mockingbird cirps away.

Bush poll numbers tanking, media must change subject (stop)

Military PysOps must take domestic contol of media (stop)

Fear is the order of the day (stop)

[lonestarnot]

7. Why are many people grouchie here today?

[havocmom]

11. Thining there are a lot of broken funny bones all the sudden

And TahitiNut is the only DUer who can get me to click a post that starts with OMFG... ;)

[incapsulated]

17. You're right, I apologize

Normally I pick up satire easily, I guess I'm grumpy today.

:)

[lonestarnot]

24. Poor things! Think they should start to cheer up soon.

Hate broken funny bones! They hurt!

[EVDebs]

13. Clinton criticized US policy in overseas speech per Ed Schultz show AAR

[incapsulated]

9. I might agree if I knew what you were talking about. n/t

[gauguin57]

10. Papa Bear, this is Baby Bear. Come in, Papa Bear ...

... what are you talking about? Please enlighten us? The Woodward thing? What?

[The Magistrate]

12. That Sounds Like An Astounding Development, Mr. Nut!

If true, it will change everything....

[TahitiNut]

15. Clearly, you're one of a few whose hair wasn't messed, sir.

:evilgrin:

[The Magistrate]

20. There Is So Little Of It, My Friend

That to be unruffled just comes naturally....

[havocmom]

18. I fear for our nation

fewer and fewer can recognize satire anymore.

I enjoyed it though, TahitiNut. You be da only one can get me to click a thread that starts with "OMFG!!WTF!!"

:yourock: :headbang:

[TahitiNut]

19. (grin) Scary, isn't it?

:silly: :loveya:

[Punkingal]

21. Tee hee hee....

My friend! That was a good one!

[NashVegas]

22. Do You Have a Link For This?

I want more. I'm salivating, TN.

[TahitiNut]

25. I think it's on "Media Mutters"

:evilgrin:

[MissMarple]

26. I'm calling my congressman. And the Focus people. And the 700 Club!

Stories, indeed. This kind of thing will corrupt America's youth!

[applegrove]

27. Your smilies are so pretty! Smiliess - I love smilies! n/t

[TahitiNut]

29. Those aren't smilies.

Those are out-of-work Rockettes. :silly:

[applegrove]

30. LOL. I crossed a picket line then - bad.

[troubleinwinter]

28. WOW! Usually, daily newspapers don't publish on Thursdays!!! BIG! BIG!

[edbermac]

31. More bullshit; like TV "Breaking News" stories...