Operation hoarse whisperer set to start in Dec to get bin Laden.

[Botany]

AP 11/15/05 Washington D.C.
The Pentagon has confirmed that they will be deploy Rita Cosby in the
tribal areas of Pakistan and Afghanistan to flush out bin Laden and
other al Qaeda activists. Ms Cosby will broadcast to local persons
24/7 about the missing white girl in Aruba in what many view as
a torture technique. She has already broken down prisoners in
Gitmo w/ her hurricane coverage.

[marylanddem]

1. Laughin out loud - thanks - how in hell does someone with

that horrible of a voice get a job in primetime news? Also, there is something else very weird about her - perhaps she is not entirely human - it's almost like she's got a little bit of transsexual about her (no insult to transexuals) and a little bit a-sexual...a weird concoction indeed is Rita Cosby...

[spancks]

3. yeah, "no insult to transsexuals"

I'm sure no transsexuals would mind being compared to something "not entirely human".

Good one there.

:puke:

[marylanddem]

4. Jebus! I honestly meant no insult - I am fascinated by her sexual

ambiguity. And being "not quite human" is not meant as a criticism either, maybe "otherworldly" works better...

[Ian David]

5. The reason she has the job is the same reason she ruined her throat

folks say.

[GreenPartyVoter]

2. *lol* Now don't pick on her so much. I kinda like her

[marew]

6. How did she ever get that job? Her freaky, painful-to-listen-to

voice is nothing compared to her extremely stupid and ridiculous questions and comments. I just don't understand why they don't just pull her off with one of those giant hooks. She is the WORST all the way around.