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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 11:53 PM
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OMG! I just went to billoreilly.com! What a HOOT!
I wanted to see what a terrorist's actual website looked like, so I broke my rule about not visiting a terrorist's website and checked it out, since I read here on DU that Mr. I Want Americans To Be Killed is going to post the names of anyone who complains against him (Um, Bill Laden? You dropped your pacifier...). I didn't see any names, btw. Disappointing, but what do you expect? He's probably too busy meeting with Al-Queda getting those plans firmed up for bombing San Fransisco off the map.

So I go there and I see that he models the Bill O'Reilly Terrorist Outerwear he has for sale on his site. :rofl:

I see that you can PAY to have a premium Terrorist America-Hating Bill O'Reilly show streamed to your computer. :rofl: OMG I can't catch my breath, seriously. Are there people who PAY FOR THAT?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

EVERYTHING is for sale on the terrorist's site. And the urging to pay for a premium membership all over the place--well, isn't that kinda like what porn sites do? Not that I would know.

The CLASSIC Terrorist Keychain is on SALE!

The Radio Factor! The O'Reilly Factor! BILL INTERACTIVE! There are currently NO petitions to sign! The O'Reilly Terrorist Crossword! The O'Terrorist Quiz! The Terrorist Store! The Terrorism for Kids book!

I swear to GOD, if I didn't know better, I'd think his site was SATIRE.

I suddenly get The Colbert Report so much more.

It's like the website of someone very very desperate for people to look at him.



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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 11:55 PM
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1. Can you get a good deal from Osama Bill
on a loofah? Maybe a used one? LOL
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nadinbrzezinski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 11:55 PM
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2. Well Colbert will have to rething the format
if the FCC forces the terrarist off the air for aiding and abetting bin ladin...
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NYC Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-15-05 12:01 AM
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3. Check out this from his "biography":
"In his spare time, Bill O'Reilly takes naps."

Also look at this graphic he has:

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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-15-05 12:03 AM
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4. No way, does it really say that?
:rofl:

And the boycott France thing is just too stupid for words.
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NYC Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-15-05 12:07 AM
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6. It sure does!
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Seabiscuit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-15-05 12:05 AM
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5. Didn't you know? With premium membership you get the Full Falafel!!
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nadinbrzezinski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-15-05 12:24 AM
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9. and the loofah, you forgot the loofah
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Seabiscuit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-15-05 12:34 AM
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13. "Would you like your falafel with loofah, young man?"
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JJackFlash Donating Member (541 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-15-05 12:11 AM
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7. This guy I work with, he goes to the library
and of the tens of thousands of selections of literature to choose from, what does he get to read, to help form his philosophy?
Yup, a Bill O'Really? book.

It's not easy living in an insane world.
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Erika Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-15-05 12:23 AM
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8. O'Reilly openly invited terrorists to bomb San Francisco
But on his newscast tonight, when challenged with the truth, he weaseled that he didn't have time to repeat all his remarks, so the invitation to bomb SF was left out of his broadcast.

Republicans are such weasels. They open up their mouths and then run from their own words. There is, however, an entertainment value in their weaseling.
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emdee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-15-05 12:25 AM
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10. I can't get over the fact that he wrote a kid's book....
after the sex tapes came out. How dare the Right ignore that.
emdee
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NJCher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-15-05 12:33 AM
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11. did you check out his appearances?
It's a blank page, LOL.

Guess that's 'cuz of his cruise ship fiasco awhile back?

He wants $49 for a premium membership--so you can look at his photos! What a joke! I'll bet there are as many premium memberships as they were signups on the cruise ship!

Oh and the "about Bill": What an egomaniac! I'll bet there are more lies in the first few paragraphs than in a bush speech!




Cher
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banana republican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-15-05 12:34 AM
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12. I clicked on your link
I now have to sterilize my computer
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-15-05 12:38 AM
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14. "I suddenly get The Colbert Report so much more."
YES! :D

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WearyOne Donating Member (490 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-15-05 01:19 AM
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15. "post the names of anyone who complains "..no-one has that much space
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