Malloy just said something that deeply offends my beliefs

[noahmijo]

Jesus would have a VISA credit card NOT a satanic disgusting Mastercard.

MAYBE Judas would've carried a Mastercard, although Peter preferred the Discover card cause he didn't have to pay interest for a full year after he bought all of those birkenstocks.

[babylonsister]

1. .#

:silly: :silly: :silly: :silly: :silly:

[merwin]

2. What the hell???

I love Malloy

[rwheeler31]

3. Oh please

get a grip.

[noahmijo]

5. Oh My God you people are taking me seriously???!!!

Would you believe me if I told you teletubbies are the devil's tool as well??? Jeeeezus it's called satire people.

[mtnester]

7. At least the purple one is anyway...or so I hear n/t

[Gold Metal Flake]

9. Teletubbies are the Devil's Mint Julip.

Barney is the Devil's hog ring pliers.

And, of course, true love is the Devil's crowbar.




EDIT: Yes, I actually misspelled Barney.

[LandOLincoln]

16. Zowie...great X pic.

c 79-80, I reckon.

Those were the days.

[Gold Metal Flake]

21. What? I can't hear you!

Loudest show I had been to at that time was X at Fitzgerald's in Houston in 84 or 85 when Dave Alvin AND Tony Gillykson (sp) were with the band. Pretty good show except for PA feedback and since I spotted a pair of partially secreted Sennheiser 441 mics I suspect that show must exist somewhere on tape.

[tamtam]

14. Geesh

:wtf: even I (queen of gullibility) could tell you were joking.

[Ladyhawk]

20. No, they're suffering from "I didn't fucking read the post" syndrome.

It happens a lot around here, unfortunately.

[Montauk6]

4. Actually, I picture the Messiah with an AMEX card.

An Optima, of course.

[noahmijo]

6. Congratulations You Are Sane and Thoughtful

The first post to understand that what I said was a complete and tasteless joke.

[Montauk6]

8. Oh... you were joking?

No... I, I figured that with those loaves and fishes... I mean, who could carry that kind of cash and STILL be able to tip? NOW THAT would be a miracle!

:silly:

[merwin]

11. But He wouldn't even need a credit card! With the whole water-to-wine

thing, he just needs to sit down at the bar and ask for some water, then get smashed for free.

[noahmijo]

12. See there you go again sinning like this Jesus drinking water

Jesus would only ever drink Wild Turkey just like TRUE Christians do.

[Montauk6]

18. Too good for Old Chicken, eh?

[xultar]

10. Is the Mastercard Debit card satanic and disgusting????

I will say that I do kinda think that mastercard is satanic.

[Gold Metal Flake]

19. My Mastercard seems to be warmer than my Discover.

Just the other night, my Mastercard had my Sears Tool Club card in a headlock. Whenever it's swiped, the magnetic strip screams out "your mother sews socks that smell!".

So, yeah, kinda Satany there.

My Visa card steals coffee supplies and farts in the car, so it's just a little evil.

[xultar]

22. ...

:spray: you crack me up. "your mother sews socks that smell!"

[Gold Metal Flake]

23. I stole it!

It's from an early SNL skit about the Exorcist. It's the show that Richard Pryor hosted.

[proud2BlibKansan]

13. Would he have one with his picture on it?

And the question we are all dying to ask - What interest rate is he paying on that card? :)

[applegrove]

15. Hell - all those cards would be the evil "usery". When Christians made

"usery" illegal during the middle ages - the economy of Europe shut down for 1000 years. That worked out well!

[0007]

17. Duh!!

[gatorboy]

24. Actually, I believe Jesus would only own a Debit Card

That Man wouldn't have spent what He didn't have. :P