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DoYouEverWonder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 08:44 PM
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Hey, look whose got a little boner tonight
Edited on Mon Nov-14-05 08:44 PM by DoYouEverWonder
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helderheid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 08:44 PM
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1. Ahhh... the smell of young soilders about to die really turns me on!!!
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damntexdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 09:14 PM
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32. No, no, that's not it:
he's thinking about torturing CIA captives.
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LiberalVoice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 08:44 PM
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2. No thats a sock. nt
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 08:50 PM
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14. ROFL
:spray:
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OPERATIONMINDCRIME Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 08:44 PM
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3. Nahhhh, not a boner. It's what's left of his approval rating seeping out
of him :)
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XanaDUer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 08:44 PM
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4. Um...
:puke:
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greenbriar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 08:45 PM
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5. thats just fat
the little fucker is on so much medicine he can't get a boner, thats why we are in theis fucked up world
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texpatriot2004 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 08:45 PM
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6. Quick. Somebody give Satan a blow job so we can impeach
the sorry-son-of-a-bitch.
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ismnotwasm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 08:53 PM
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19. No shit
All you nutty rw'ers-- volunteer. Iknow you want to. Your president obviously needs you---or something.
(Except he's about a sexy as an earthworm. Apologies to all earthworms)
My daughter is a soldier and soldiers talk a lot of shit. I'm sure they've noticed that and are laughing their asses off. I don't care how much they applaud.
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Catherine Vincent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 08:46 PM
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7. Ick!
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tinfoilinfor2005 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 08:46 PM
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8. Ooops, there goes dinner.
:puke:
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 08:47 PM
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9. He got a little bump after that Veteran's day speech.
Edited on Mon Nov-14-05 08:47 PM by Lastlaughin08
But it was DOWNWARD, not outward. Bwahahahahaahhahahahahaha.
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Catfight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 08:49 PM
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10. I've never seen a president have so many costume changes in one
career. He's always playing dress-up. Doesn't he realize he's so ridiculous looking in anything remotely associated with real men? Ug. He reminds me of someones dumb-talking-out-his-ass-dad.
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Catherine Vincent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 08:50 PM
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12. I think past presidents always wear that military jacket when
speaking to the troops. Clinton looked very good in his.
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Carolab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 09:09 PM
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30. He wasn't wearing it on Friday. n/t
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Catherine Vincent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 09:15 PM
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34. Sorry, I meant to say previous presidents would wear
the jacket. I remember seeing Clinton in that same jacket. Looked pretty good. Bush on the other hand doesn't.
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Carolab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 09:17 PM
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35. Bush looks like he's playing "dress up" in that jacket.
He looks stupid in it.
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burrowowl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 09:49 PM
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40. Eisenhower didn't
Edited on Mon Nov-14-05 09:54 PM by burrowowl
the CiC is supposed to be a civilian. I don't remember Kennedy, nor Johnson, nor Nixo, nor Carter wearing something military while in office.
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Demoiselle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 09:57 PM
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45. Traditionally, NO prez wears a military uniform. Ever. Until Bunnypants.
Not even the former generals.
Washington didn't, Ulysses S. Grant didn't. Eisenhower didn't. The whole point being that the Prez is a CIVILIAN and our military is under the control of CIVILIAN authority. Everytime that pumped up little prince plays dressup I want to puke. And when he uses serving military men and women as props--like all those folks sitting behind him during his Friday speech--aaargh!
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burrowowl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 10:17 PM
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52. Yes!
Right on!
Now Hitler and Mussoulini did!
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greenbriar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 08:55 PM
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21. Hitler loved to dress in military clothes...so did Willham from Germany
before Hitler. to make up for his shriviled arm...
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apnu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 11:21 PM
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63. No kidding. I think Buffy changed costumes less. (nt)
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beam me up scottie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 08:49 PM
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11. Ever seen him not gripping a podium with white knuckled desperation?
As soon as he lets go, Laura's right there for him to hang on to.

Can't the chimp walk or stand upright anymore?
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DoYouEverWonder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 08:52 PM
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17. He does that with hand rails too
They can't walk down a flight of steps without holding on.


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beam me up scottie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 09:22 PM
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38. Oh, but wouldn't we like
to see him try?

They couldn't blame it on a bicycle if he fell on his face on camera :evilgrin:
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Snap Donating Member (361 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 08:50 PM
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13. Diapers
Bedwetting Jackass
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 08:51 PM
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15. Playing dress-up excites him.
Ugh. Now I need a shower. *shudder*
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 09:03 PM
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24. Military fetish m4m
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 09:15 PM
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33. Silly me. I thought this was a WACs museum.
:D
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omega minimo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 09:53 PM
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44. USO clever
:yoiks:
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 09:58 PM
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46. Tanks!
:hide:
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 10:08 PM
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49. :throwing tomatoes:
:rofl:
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 10:10 PM
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50. Pasta sauce!
And praise the ammunition...

:pals:
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omega minimo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 10:34 PM
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56. Shore!
:leaves:
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 10:49 PM
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57. PX - I love you...
:P
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omega minimo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 11:02 PM
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58. SWAK
sealed with a :kick:

:loveya:
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Catamount Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 08:52 PM
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16. Yuck!
I'm trying to cook dinner here!
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leveymg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 08:52 PM
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18. Did dimson fly in again on a military aircraft? The bulge last time,
(remember the "Mission Accomplished" photo op) I believe, was the cup one can wear under a flight suit to protect the delicates from compression against the anti-submarine (crotch) strap of a five-point safety harness.

Either that, or he had a boner then, too.
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Twillig Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 08:53 PM
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20. Looks like he's got the nosecone of a jet up his ass.
Our poor military. Being the beard for that Beyotch.

Again.
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DoYouEverWonder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 10:06 PM
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48. I didn't even notice that
until you 'pointed' that out.

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Bloodblister Bob Donating Member (269 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 09:00 PM
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22. He's thinking about Gannon. n/t
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SofaKingLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 09:19 PM
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36. uhhh.
:rofl:
:rofl:
:rofl:
:rofl:
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omega minimo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 09:02 PM
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23. Made ya look!! Wow, you guys are easily distracted
Maybe that's his stash of napalm
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DoYouEverWonder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 09:10 PM
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31. I'll tell you what
next time I want attention, I think I'll just recycle the title to this thread.

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omega minimo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 09:44 PM
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39. Where's your sense of humor?
??Napalm's not funny?? :shrug:
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JoZbean Donating Member (153 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 11:11 PM
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59. if it was hitting HIM in the ass, it would be
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 09:05 PM
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25. Looking at faces that he's going to send to death is a boner for him.
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 09:05 PM
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26. I always think of Spinal Tap when I see pictures like this
Edited on Mon Nov-14-05 09:07 PM by proud2Blib


One of the funniest scenes ever in a movie. LOL :rofl:
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liveoaktx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 09:06 PM
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27. Don't show it to Tweety-that type of thing gets him hot
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 09:08 PM
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28. Poor old CIC - He's getting a Cheney in that get-up.
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cry baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 09:09 PM
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29. He put a sock in there so he would be "a man" in front of the military.
Either that or talking about war gives him a hard on.
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stevedeshazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 09:21 PM
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37. You're killin' me here
That jacket is very flattering, right out of the plastic bag.

Short little bugger, he is. Big ass for such a small man.
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tinfoilinfor2005 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 10:23 PM
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53. Yeah, but have you ever read his bio's?
I read that he's anywhere from six foot to six three. I guess he can stuff some pretty impressive lifts in those cowboy boots. But when he was standing next to Kerry, he looked like he barely cleared five feet.:crazy:
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stevedeshazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 10:29 PM
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55. I'm 5'11" and I could lick the top of his head
Not that I would...ewww.
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alittlelark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 09:51 PM
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41. The most recent torture pic's might have done it....
either that or he's taking cues from 'The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas' - the minister.
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Missy Vixen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 09:52 PM
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42. I'm going to have to scrub my brain pan with a wire barbecue brush
Edited on Mon Nov-14-05 09:52 PM by JulieRB
to get that image off of it.

AAARghghhh...:puke:

Julie
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DemonFighterLives Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 09:52 PM
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43. The word Dork comes to mind
Every time he plays dress up, he gets that swagger back.
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mtnester Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 10:01 PM
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47. Don'tcha know what that is? It's Bill O'Reilley's HEAD...
stuck so far up his ass it is coming out of his _________fill in the blank
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Booster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 10:12 PM
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51. All I see is a little bonehead.
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Rocknrule Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 10:23 PM
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54. He must've just finished watching
the first 1/2 hour of Saving Private Ryan
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MO_Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 11:11 PM
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60. Got his Depends in a twist again!
Or maybe he has that right hand on the :puffpiece: and is pumping himself up?

(Remember the story a year or two ago about the judge that was using his "pump" underneath his robes in court?):puke:
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WillyT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 11:19 PM
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61. So THAT's Where They're Hiding His Rovo Speech Transmitter These Days !!!
The Presidential Penile Podcaster!!!

Brought to you by the folks at NASA.



:shrug::evilgrin::shrug:
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apnu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 11:20 PM
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62. nah... its a sock ... again (nt)
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