Holiday gift idea from our "Now I've Seen It All Department"

[Bluebear]

$34.99 plus S&H
"Turkey Dinner Bush is dressed in a replica of the Army Jacket, blue shirt and black pants he wore while visiting the troops, and comes complete with a turkey dinner tray similar to the one he carried last Thanksgiving Day. Unlike the company’s other dolls, Turkey Dinner Bush does not talk. This limited edition action figure is strictly limited to production of 5000 dolls.

Talking Presidents is a designer of political action figures, including Presidents Bush, Clinton, and Reagan, and of pundits including Ann Coulter."

http://www.prwebdirect.com/releases/2004/11/prweb179641.htm

[Akoto]

1. LOL. The irony.

I'm sorry, but I just can't help but laugh at how ridiculous that is. The greater irony? The doll's turkey is plastic, just like the real president's. :evilgrin:

[Bluebear]

4. 1. Who would buy this shit and 2. What would you do with it?

Play with it? Use it as a centerpiece?

[SalmonChantedEvening]

12. Simple.

Place on floor near mouse hole. Mouse sees figure, breaks into uncontrollable hysterics. Capture and release or exterminate said helpless mouse.

Pest Control made easy!! :D

[misternormal]

2. Were those made from...

..all of the Gay Bob Dolls that have been in warehouses since they were pulled from the shelves in 1977???

http://cgi.ebay.com/RARE-VHTF-GAY-BOB-DOLL-MIB_W0QQitemZ5636040525QQcategoryZ36549QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Check it out... I'm not kidding. See any resemblence?

[LizW]

3. Bwahaahahaaahahahaaaaa!

I just scared my family laughing out loud at that!

:rofl:

[RebelOne]

5. You must be kidding. That can't be for real.

[Bluebear]

7. No, no, it's for real alright.

I was just editing the post to include the link and PR release. :crazy:

[TheCowsCameHome]

6. What's he holding? - it sure looks like the GOP to me.

Done. Really done. He's cooked the entire party this time.
Bwahahahahahahahahaha.

[babylonsister]

8. ROFL! Nice touch! nt

[TheCowsCameHome]

9. Great idea - The Republican's Last Supper.

Served by the man that cooked them.

[NanceGreggs]

10. Antiques Roadshow - 2025:

"Yes, ma'am, I realize it was a limited edition, and one would think that such an item would have gone up in value. However, I'm afraid this figure now has the same market appeal as the "Abu Ghraib Talking President" and the "Fucked-the-Country Talking President" -- that is to say, no value whatsoever.

Besides -- and this is just a side observation -- I note that he doesn't 'talk' unless Karl Rove actually pulls the string. This item, unfortunately, is as worthless as the actual man."

[TheCowsCameHome]

11. "And the original had boiled pig nuts, whereas this one doesn't"

[babylonsister]

13. There are so many happy observations in your post,

I can't pick just one! LOL, NG! :toast:

[Bluebear]

16. Nance: primo post! nt

[BurgherHoldtheLies]

18. Hysterical. ROTFLMAO

:thumbsup:

[Just Me]

14. OMG!!! ROTFLMAO!!!! That is hilarious!!!!

:rofl:

I'll bet it'll be worth a mint in a decade or two!!!

:rofl:

[Generic Other]

15. The real thing (courtesy of an unknown DUer)

[Theres-a]

17. Nice jacket!

I'm recommending this thread,the responses are hilarious,and it's still early!

[atommom]

19. That's a little pricy for a voodoo doll, but it's so horrible

that I'm almost tempted to buy it as a gag gift for someone. How can they market this with a straight face?