Dear Bob....I challenge you to a debate! Signed, Little Ricky

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http://hotlineblog.nationaljournal.com/archives/2005/11/post_1.html

Santorum Challenges Casey To Debates

Sen. Rick Santorum has formally challenged his probable Dem opponent, Bob Casey Jr., to debates -- a year before the election.

"Dear Bob,

The election for the United States Senate is less than a year away, and there has already been tremendous attention paid to our expected match-up. Your campaign manager and your surrogates have been active in viciously attacking my positions and my record. However, so many in Pennsylvania know little about where you stand. I believe it is time for us to come together and approach these issues head-on through a series of debates. "



"My intention in this debate proposal is sincere, because I think it is imperative that you and I have an honest debate about the issues affecting Pennsylvania and the country. We have an obligation to inform the voters of Pennsylvania with our positions on the issues in a fair and objective forum. To that end, I propose that we have ten debates between now and Election Day. The first and last debate would focus on general topics, while the other eight would each focus on one issue."

"The specific details of each debate would be determined by you and I or our representatives. It is my sincere hope that you take this proposal seriously. Our forthrightness will be a benefit to Pennsylvania voters. Feel free to contact me through my campaign manager, Vince Galko, at 717-635-7184 so we may discuss this further. I look forward to hearing from you."

Sincerely,

Rick Santorum

United States Senate

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1. Sen. Rick Santorum = "A Scrotum Skinner"

I'm not usually one for anagrams, but this one seems to precious to overlook.


(With apologies to our esteemed uber-moderator, of course!)

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2. Ten debates? It will take only one to show what an asshole he is.