I would like to request daily urine / drug test results on the POTUS.

[kid a]

Who should I call?

:beer:

[ugarte]

1. Condy and Harriet Meyers take turns shaking it for him

That would be my bet.

[Ken Burch]

2. Eeewwwwww!!!

I'm going to need therapy to get that image out of my mind.

Somebody could make that into a video, which would sell very well in Germany.

[Bozita]

3. I'll second that -- How many DUers have to pee in a bottle...

...to maintain their jobs?

Time for the Prez to give for the cause.

[shenmue]

4. Good plan

If I have to take a pee-in-cup test just to get a job as a supermarket bagger, then the yutzes who run the free world should have to follow suit.

Come to think of it, the world would be much better off with B*** as a supermarket bagger.

[DoYouEverWonder]

5. Supposedly Bush and Cheney took drug tests

when they took office. I think it's way past time for a follow up.

[ladjf]

6. Could we include daily psychiatric exams as well?

[Crankie Avalon]

7. Yes! And maybe having to take the drug test...

...would drive him to go AWOL from the presidency like it did from the National Guard.

[TX-RAT]

8. Don't stop there. Lets do them all.

All public employee's, city, state, and federal.

[IChing]

9. He visited his proctologist and they photograph this

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