WARNING: Tin foil hats don't work anymore!!!

[Crayson]

It has been scientifically proven that tin foil hats don't work against government mind control technology !!!

(Warning: not for the scientifically challenged)

<http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/>




We have to find something else!!

Lets try RUBBER helmets!!
I'll go ask in my local BDSM shop...

[baldguy]

1. Riiiiight! Thats what *they* WANT you to think!

[pinto]

2. "What's the Frequency, Kenneth?" played backwards had all the clues.

[Jersey Devil]

3. They DO work! We have refined them as AFDBs

http://zapatopi.net/afdb/

[Crayson]

5. LOL again...

thanks for sharing..

[Walt Starr]

4. Capitol Hill Blue will be glad to know it.

:silly:

[MojoXN]

6. The manufacturer has just issued a recall...

Applicable to all tinfoil helmets manufactured between 1963 and 2004. The White House has requested that citizens mail defective units to:

Kellogg, Brown & Root
c/o Halliburton
1600 Pennsylvania Avuenue
Washington, DC 20500

In the interim, the use of a colander or other straining device is recommended as a substitute.

:D

MojoXN

[jedr]

7. the colander is the holy grail to all Pastafarians;

Please treat it with the dignity and reverence that one should, or a tornado may wipe out your town.

[MojoXN]

8. Jah, worship the colander!

Pat Robertson no like when I smoke herb and repudiate "Intelligent Design"! I put colander on to block fundie brainwashing rays! Irie!

:sarcasm: (in case you couldn't tell) :)

MojoXN

[lotus]

9. You have to ground them!

They still work but you have to ground the hat. This requires driving a grounding rod into the ground and connecting it to your hat via a wire... it rather restricts mobility to the length of the wire, but at least the aliens or the 3-letter agencies or whoever can't read your thoughts.

Either that, or fill your mind with stupid useless stuff such as sports and celebrity trivia even as the world falls apart around us. That way, when they try to read your mind, all they'll get is noise.

[struggle4progress]

10. Mine works fine. Do you have the shiny side out? eom

[SammyWinstonJack]

11. ..

:tinfoilhat:

[Leopolds Ghost]

12. Excerpts from the Rahimi-Recht Study. This is HUGH!11!!!

Abstract

Among a fringe community of paranoids, aluminum helmets serve as the protective measure of choice against invasive radio signals. We investigate the efficacy of three aluminum helmet designs on a sample group of four individuals. Using a $250,000 network analyser, we find that although on average all helmets attenuate invasive radio frequencies in either directions (either emanating from an outside source, or emanating from the cranium of the subject), certain frequencies are in fact greatly amplified. These amplified frequencies coincide with radio bands reserved for government use according to the Federal Communication Commission (FCC). Statistical evidence suggests the use of helmets may in fact enhance the government's invasive abilities. We speculate that the
government may in fact have started the helmet craze for this reason.

Introduction

It has long been suspected that the government has been using satellites to read and control the minds of certain citizens. The use of aluminum helmets has been a common guerrilla tactic against the government's invasive tactics (1). Surprisingly, these helmets can in fact help the government spy on citizens by amplifying certain key frequency ranges reserved for government use. In addition, none of the three helmets we analyzed provided significant attenuation to most frequency bands.

Experimental Setup

We evaluated the performance of three different helmet designs, commonly referred to as the Classical, the Fez, and the Centurion. These designs are portrayed in Figure 1. The helmets were made of Reynolds aluminium foil. As per best practices, all three designs were
constructed with the double layering technique described elsewhere (2).

Conclusion

The helmets amplify frequency bands that coincide with those allocated to the US government between 1.2 Ghz and 1.4 Ghz. According to the FCC, These bands are supposedly reserved for ''radio location'' (ie, GPS), and other communications with satellites (see, for example, (3). The 2.6 Ghz band coincides with mobile phone technology. Though not affiliated by government, these bands are at the hands of multinational corporations. It requires no stretch of the imagination to conclude that the current helmet craze is likely to have been propagated by the Government, possibly with the involvement of the FCC.

:tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat:

My Question: Where Is the Full Report? Why Is MIT Keeping the Full Report of the Rahimi-Recht Commission out of the hands of the public?