Political parties as defined by donuts...

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One box of donuts was brought to the headquarters of each of these political parties, and here is how they reacted:

Republican Party - Give me the entire box of donuts, then get out - or I'll shoot you dead.
Democratic Party - Everyone is entitled to their donut, except I get the one with the frosting.
Democratic Leadership Council - That donut could have been made for a lot less in Indonesia.
Green Party - Thanks, but is this donut organic, cruelty-free and sustainable?
Libertarian Party - Whether I eat this donut or not is my business, and nobody else's.
Socialist Party - You only get one donut in your life, but the quality is so good, you won't need another.
Communist Party - Everyone at the donut factory is rejoicing over the abundant crop of donuts this year.
Anarchist Party - Oh, that box of donuts was emptied in a matter of seconds.
Reform Party - Now let me just say this about that. I have this chart that shows how many donuts were wasted each year.
Nazi Party - No donut for you.
BushCo - the hole is the donut.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

1. ROFL

Very good. You come up with those yourself??

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5. Yes, after reading a thing about religions - which I will type in later.

[expatriot]

2. I think the Libertarian Party should be...

Libertarian Party: "Everyone is free to buy donuts. Since I am first in line, I am going to buy all of the donuts. You don't get any donuts but you HAD the freedom to have donuts if you would have chosen to wake up earlier and get in line before me. Oh yeah, the only sales tax I want to pay on these donuts is just enough to hire a cop to keep people from budging in front of me in line."

American Nazi Party: The Jews conned us out of the whole donut by cutting out the middle part and feeding the holes to the blacks.

Green Party: I refuse to eat a donut from the Democrat's box of donuts because there are some donuts in that box which are touching the right side of the box which, in turn, is touching the Republican box!

Anarchist (Party?): "Damn donut store! Burn!"

[dcfirefighter]

4. Good Read on the Libertarians

Change a few words:
"Everyone is free to buy property. Since I was here first, I bought all of the landed property. You don't get any land, but you HAVE the freedom to buy it from me, or perhaps you sould have chosen towake up been born earlier and purchase it before me. Oh, yeah, the only income tax I want to pay is on wages (not rents) and I only want it to be enough to hire a cop to enforce the recognition of my property rights."

[Nite Owl]

3. The last one is the best!

It's just so them.

[SpiralHawk]

6. SpiralHawk Party

Everyone gets an organic, whole-wheat doughnut with pure maple glaze -- the whole glutinous mass unadulterated by genetic engineering, petro-chimical fertilizers and preservatives, and glowing with Good Taste. And a free glass of organic apple cider to wash it down.

Yum. I vote for Good Old Spiral Hawk Party Brand Doughnuts...

[GreenPartyVoter]

7. *lol* Cute

[I Have A Dream]

8. That's great!

:)