I just visited Free Republic.com for the first time ever.

[Tim4319]

Now, I've seen post people submitted here from freeper land, and clicked on links. This is my first official visit, and I would like to say that the Free RepubliKKK website looks like a piece of shhhhhh! Thank God the creators of Democratic Underground have some sort of creativity!

Thank you DU!

[trotsky]

1. The funniest thing is,

they fork over thousands of dollars to its "creator," RimJob (JimRob, Jim Robinson) for "programming and site improvements" yet it looks the same it always has!

LOL, I get a kick out of their pathetic site.

[Lubernaut]

8. Doesn't he claim to need $70,000

or so per quater for "maintenance"?

[trotsky]

11. Well, sure...

maintenance on his luxury cars, huge house, landscaping, etc. :) He's milking those freepers for everything they're worth. (Which, in the case of the average freeper, is probably about $2.63.)

[Skittles]

12. Mr. Robinsons knows freepers are dimwits

he plays them like fiddles

[tallahasseedem]

2. What are you doing posting?

Shouldn't you be showering? That place will definately make you dirty.

[Tim4319]

4. Now that you mention it......

I do feel a little grimey!

[MadisonProgressive]

3. My deepest condolences

[Der Blaue Engel]

Now go wash your eyes for 20 minutes at the emergency eyewash station

[Maat]

5. Now go take a shower!

Although I'm sure that the Admins appreciate your sacrifice to evaluate the site.

From what I hear (of course), it is very difficult to read the posts.

[Tim4319]

10. It is pretty difficult to read.

There only two maybe three colors. All of the post seem to run together. It's a mess over there.

[Maat]

13. That is because they do not have the tech wizards on their side!

I know; my hubby is a webmaster, and he is a proud progressive!

[Swamp Rat]

6. 'tyme fer a flee bath'

A HUGH!!1 ONE1!11 :D

[CatholicEdHead]

16. I have never figured out why that guy is dressed as Tigger

in that Freep march.

[Swamp Rat]

17. ... or why they pray to Stalin's ghost.

:shrug:

Buncha RED Commies! :eyes:

[SammyWinstonJack]

7. It's a horrendous site! POS is too kind of a description!

[KingFlorez]

9. Do you feel the need to bathe?

[think4yourself]

14. You are a brave American

Now go to the showers. Immediately.

[Tim4319]

15. Welcome think4yourself!

[Wilms]

18. Glad your ok.

I've ventured over there and been torn between :rofl: , :puke: , :grr: , and :cry: .

[upi402]

19. You've been to the other side! You evil DUer you

:evilgrin:

[Kazak]

20. I know...

Every time I go over there (which is rare, and just for the freak show), I keep expecting to accidentally happen onto the REAL message board, and it just never happens.

[begin_within]

21. They went to the same web design school that Drudge went to. None.

[PDJane]

22. I recommend......

eyeball bleach and mental floss to go with the shower. I've been there once. It was certainly an experience.

[chalky]

23. Just a suggestion?

Lye soap optional.

[Awsi Dooger]

24. That website is the equivalent of Rita Crosby's voice

Plus it needs an hourly enema, or actually one per post.

I went there once upon joining DU and wondering what Freeper meant. I'm confident they were stupid but the site was so ugly it wasn't readable.

[Elwood P Dowd]

25. Did you wear a condom and a raincoat?

Premature ejaculation is a major problem over there, and it sometimes gets out of hand. Make sure you are well protected the next visit.