I am so sick of DU hating on tall, thin, blonde women.

[elehhhhna]

I am 6'1"

I am an ectomorph. It's Hard Work gaining weight. I put on 18 lbs. this summer--and I'm THRILLED!

I am Blonde. TOO blonde, in fact.

I am a wife & mother.

I love to wear boots.

I have shopped at Walmart.

I'm not going to link to all the nasty threads about missing blondes, Condi's boots, Anne Coulters skeletal remains, or Walmart shoppers.

Suffice to say y'all are mean.

E

[bryant69]

1. Ann Coulter deserves whatever she gets

Forever and ever, amen!

But i'm sorry such words hurt you too.

Bryant
Check it out --> http://politicalcomment.blogspot.com

[Retired AF Dem]

2. Try being a white male

I'am the cause of all the worlds problems.

[jsamuel]

11. yeah, and we never get any "minority scholarships"

we are just oppressed

:eyes:

[TlalocW]

33. If you were a conservative Christian white male

You would be part of the most discriminated segement of society in history.

TlalocW

[Retired AF Dem]

44. I guess I dont into that group

since I havent stepped inside a church since 1977 when I got married.

[triguy46]

54. try being a middle aged BALD white male...

we are the world's epitome of unacctractive, reactionary, obsolete, oh the tyrrany of it all...

[Javaman]

59. Try all of that while also being never married...

Then you fit the profile for several sex-crime, serial murderer, angry type going postal groups.

[acmejack]

3. Was that "hating" on or "hitting" on?

Just checking...

[Junkdrawer]

4. If only we would listen to elehhhhna, this form of division...

would not be so prevalent.

But no, on and on we go, persecuting the ectomorphs.

I'm so ashamed to say I'm a DUer.

[insane_cratic_gal]

5. Hey ... Ya what she said!

Me too! Of course I'm only 5'7

Blond when I have the money.. and when it suits me, like when I get pulled over for a traffic ticket!


lol Ele :grouphug:

[jus_the_facts]

6. *FLAME*

:evilgrin:

:hi:

[Skidmore]

7. Never mind being blonde, it's that ectomorph stuff that's

disgusting.

:evilgrin:

[insane_cratic_gal]

15. Oops wrong post

=)

[NNN0LHI]

8. Do you drive an SUV? That is all that counts

:7

[calico1]

9. We are all mean?

duplicae. sorry

[calico1]

10. We are all mean?

All of us? Isn't that a rather generalized statement?

[no name no slogan]

12. Why do you hate America?

[Rich Hunt]

13. I don't hate tall blond women

I hate short fat blond women.

:evilgrin:

[Retired AF Dem]

18. You are in a heap of trouble

you hate blonds, short and fat people. Sucks to be you. :)

[Berserker]

14. well

let me think...A tall blonde that wears boots and has a southern accent.
I think I'm in love

[elehhhhna]

26. chicahhhgo accent. it ain't purty.

[babylonsister]

16. Ah, but do you have an

MD, or did you go to copycat school? ;)

[elehhhhna]

27. Copycat school.

Our Lady of Perpetual Motion

[Generic Other]

17. Hate you? Heck no, I am jealous!!

Except for the Walmart thing.

[Connie_Corleone]

Please provide a link to some examples.

I hope you don't find my request insulting. I don't want to hurt your feelings.

:evilgrin:

[Junkdrawer]

23. NO LINK IS NECESSARY!!! I can vouch for the ectomorph bigotry...

right here at DU.

Are you calling me a liar? Perhaps you should familiarize yourself with the rules!

[elehhhhna]

28. find the Hating on Doctors thread and you'll understand...

[Connie_Corleone]

52. I thought Junkdrawer was joking since I don't recall replying to her.

I guess not. LOL!!

[Junkdrawer]

57. Yes, I was joking...

:hi:

[Connie_Corleone]

60. That's what I thought. LOL!!

[sepia_steel]

19. Ann coulter's looks are easy top pick on

because she's a nasty, psycho, vile bitch.

Cindy Sheehan is thin and blonde, but no one here picks on her. It's really not got much to do with looks as much as who the person is. I'm sure Freepers make fun of Cindy all the time. Mann Coulter just can't be pretty - she's NASTY inside and out. She'd look different to me if she weren't so evil and stupid.

And nothing is wrong with wearing boots. The annoying thing about Condi and her boots that M$M decided that it was noteworthy enough to talk about her FABULOUS boots (Hey, I liked them too, but are they worth news coverage? PUKE).

As far as Wal-mart, there is nothing I can say to defend that. Consider stopping. They gave Tom DeLay $5,000 after he was indicted, for god's sake.

[Canuckistanian]

20. Nothing wrong with tall, thin blond women

It's just that our corporate culture somehow considers them to be the only pinnacle of feminine beauty. Must be some kind of Amazon worship I guess.

I, for one am getting tired of it.

[whatever4]

21. I'm sorry, but...I can't help but hate you

It's genetic thing, I'm small and dark haired, I just can't help it.

But honey when we're all starving I'll help feel your skinny ass, I'm not hateful :)

[William769]

22. Is this all we get after Fitzmas?

:shrug:

[raccoon]

24. I haven't seen anything about tall, thin, blonde , women,

But try being a Southerner.

The South gives SOME people in SOME other areas somebody they can feel superior to.

[elehhhhna]

30. Yup. Ah am a Texan bah choice.

Jus plum fegrot that part

[CanOfWhoopAss]

25. You're an ecto-what?

Isn't there some kind of law against blondes with high altitude brain cells using words above 2 syllables?? Why not just say you are skinny, high strung, and anti-social??

:) Just kidding. DU loves ya.

[htuttle]

29. My sister was once mugged by a tall, thin blonde woman!

...ohhh, nevermind....

[alcibiades_mystery]

31. Bwahahahahaha: Perfect

The stupidity you're parodying here almost parodies itself, but you really nail it to the wall.

Just one problem, tall blonde ectomorphs don't have real policy issues to address, and neither are they hiding these policy issues behind supposed personal affronts and bigotry. I could at least get behind the idea that discrimination against you would be personal, and based on something other than policy, whereas that other thread is just a cowardly and reactionary invocation of the powerful charge of bigotry used simply to mask the very real policy problems. It's despicable, really. Thanks for the laugh.

[elehhhhna]

35. thanks

glad you got it.

can i get a "boo-frickedy-hoo" here?

[Sparkle]

32. What's with all the h's in your name?

[elehhhhna]

38. tried to set up an account about 20 times and kept screwing up.

It SHOULD be Elehna

[Stephanie]

47. I always thought it was an aid to pronunciation

:)

[Douglas Carpenter]

34. yes, it is rampant here. Yet, people will deny it with a straight face

Are you really tall thin and blonde?

[headin_south]

36. Heh...

dunno about all the haters here but you sound kinda hot!:D:D:D

if you ever need a shoulder to cry on...hahahahahaha

[meganmonkey]

37. What about us hippies? We get shit on all the time

Damn hippies showing up in the streets to protest makes us all look bad. Makes us look like extremist whack-jobs and scares away all the nervous people who would otherwise most definitely join us in the streets in protest...

Oohhh, how we all suffer! I feel for you elehhhna! :cry:


:P

[elehhhhna]

39. yup my neighbors think i'm a hippiefreak

since i went to Camp Casey and didn't have the good taste to HIDE it. (the shame) LOL

[Coexist]

40. Too funny.

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

41. Well I'm a mesomorph and I think

you ectomorphs are just plain weird, eating all that food and never gaining weight!

[calico1]

51. Well, what about us endomorphs?

I lift weights but don't look muscular. I look at a cookie and my butt gets bigger. Not fair! And I'm short too! :crazy:

[Bread and Circus]

42. Is your post meant to belittle me?

[Douglas Carpenter]

45. I don't think they are trying to belittle you

It's just that most people don't relate to Doctors as an oppressed minority and few people think there is that much of a problem as you describe.

I do frankly think that you are being just a bit too sensitive. But, I do agree that for those who are attacking Doctors in a broad brush stroke, well, they should not do that.

[elehhhhna]

48. no.

just riffing on your sad tale.

everyone's got one.

[Horse with no Name]

43. Well all I can say is

:rofl:

[mainer]

46. Okay, i admit it. i hate you.

[C_eh_N_eh_D_eh]

49. Why are there so many blonde jokes?

So the brunettes have something to do on Saturday nights.

[madrchsod]

50. i love tall thin women

just don`t tell my wife.....18 lb weight gain? have you checked your cholesterol? if i gained 15 pounds that`s the first thing my heart doctor would look at.

[elehhhhna]

53. I needed the 18 lbs.

It's a good thing. And yeah I will have Doc check the chol. next time I see him.

[Moosepoop]

55. Just to show you that I don't hate you and I'm not mean...

I make the supremely unselfish offer to donate 10 of my pounds to you ASAP! Where do I send them? :-)

[leesa]

56. Funny. I hope this one counts as a "quit picking on poor little me" post

so that we reach our quota early today and can put them to rest. Thanks.

[slor]

58. I feel your pain, and based on your physical description...

maybe we should get together and talk about it over a glass of wine. Just kidding;). Of course people here do not hate you.

[EstimatedProphet]

61. Locking

No copycat threads in GD