What is Laura Bush on???????

[berner59]

Not sure if this will open to the right page - just type in Laura Bush and you'll see her at the black tie tonight...she looks absolutely CRAZED!!! yikes.... click on the pic to see it bigger - if you dare...


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[spooked911]

1. this one is damn strange, that is for sure:

(if this works)

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[berner59]

5. I know...

Check out the others further down with her/Camilla - she couldn't make a normal face all night it seems...what drug does that??

[Radio_Lady]

24. Bad plastic surgery? Botox gone awry? Figuring out how to become

Queen of England? A Stepford wife? Or just bad camera angles?

Charitably, I've taken lots of awful pictures. They end up shredded in the dumpster, not on the Internet, thank goodness.

[spotbird]

50. The pictures are a joke

and it's not April fools.

edit: I'm wrong. Fact is stranger than fiction.

[ElsewheresDaughter]

151. omg

[Viva_La_Revolution]

38. think Charles was giving her a goose??

:rofl:

[TahitiNut]

Up to his elbow.

... and her tonsils? :shrug:

[Canuckistanian]

49. Cut it out! I've got to work in the morning!!

Gaaawdd.....:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[TahitiNut]

57. Kiss off work ... Here's all FIVE!!!

Somebody put Crazy Glue in Laura's mascara!

[Canuckistanian]

62. Oh God, I'm dead...

that closeup is the embodiment of evil.....I've looked into the jawas of hell... in size 8 pumps....

[whopis01]

138. This is what I can't stand about DU!!!

that closeup is the embodiment of evil.....I've looked into the jawas of hell... in size 8 pumps....

Is all the damn Jawa bashing. Just because they occasionally take a droid that someone tossed out doesn't mean that they are evil! You know that if was a clean cut nephew of a moisture farmer they would just say that he "found" the droids. But when its a Jawa they are "looting"!

[rkc3]

142. Welcome to DU - where sarcasm is appreciated (sometimes)

[Warren DeMontague]

154. "Jawa Bashing"

:thumbsup:

Welcome to DU. You'll do fine.

[radwriter0555]

87. Camilla looks FANTASTIC by the way, she really looked warm and receptive

and was the best photographed of the lot.

She really looks very, very nice.

[Scout1071]

95. Ohhhh....but the hand's never lie. NEVER. Check out her hands.

They always indicate true age.

[TahitiNut]

107. The wrists. (That's how I can tell.)

:shrug:

[girl gone mad]

145. now there is surgery to make...

your wrists and hands look younger, too.

[malaise]

124. What's she on?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[warrens]

144. Jesus, she looks like she just shot up a gram of crank

WTF is going on in the White House? I remember in That's My Bush, she had vodka in all the water bottles, but it looks like she's moved on to the harder stuff.

[radwriter0555]

89. Notice she's freaking out in EVERY PICTURE WITH CAMILLA! When she wasn't

in the same shot, she looked normal!

Well... LAURA normal.

[radwriter0555]

85. "MY NECK wrinkles are showing, MY NECK WRINKLES are showing, LIFT the chin

HIGHER so no one SEES MY neck WRINKLES..."

Laura prayed silently to herself....

"Wow, so this is what it's like being around REAL royalty, not just some overpaid, bloated, egotistical political thugs..."

[HeeBGBz]

127. Is she tweakin?

Charles has a look like "get me the fuck outa here"

[lpbk2713]

135. What is Charlie thinking?

..... why must Mum put me through such extreme torture?

[MN ChimpH8R]

139. Chuck: "God I thought three double Scotches would

get me through this, but I was wrong. Let me OUT OF HERE!!"

[ChairmanAgnostic]

140. One feels for him, doesn't one?

Please, let this be over soon. PLEASE!

[Warren DeMontague]

155. He's thinkin': "Most powerful people on the planet.. Let me calculate this

....Yep, we're totally fucked"

[Island Blue]

2. I can't stop laughing now!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: My sides are hurting!

[Oilwellian]

3. Good God

Words can't describe it. Can anyone post the pic here? I can't seem to get it to come up.

[El Supremo]

4. What the...?

Is Charles goosing her? Strange.

[madeline_con]

It's Howdy Doody time!

I thought Tucker looked stoopid in a bow tie!

Laura has to live with the dolt, up her dose!!!

[oregonindy]

6. Night of the living frickin dead...wow

[niallmac]

7. Laura; "Break the tablet in half."

[spooked911]

11. LOL

[Canuckistanian]

36. LOL, .... cna't type.....

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Pepper32]

48. LOL

:rofl:

[karlrschneider]

8. This one? Man, that is creepy!

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[the_spectator]

25. "Oh Charles, I had no idea you were so hugh!!!!1!!1!1" /nt

[karlrschneider]

66. Is he STOCKING her?????!!!11!!1

:D

[Kahuna]

128. "Time for my close-up Mr. DeMille."

:puke:

[Connie_Corleone]

9. OH MY GOD!! What is wrong with her??

Can anyone post the picture. I think her circuits got crossed in that picture.

[Chi-Town Exile]

31. There's a picture on another thread where Charles

is looking for the circuit box on her head.

[NNadir]

10. I'd guess that it involves electrodes.

Maybe they installed one of the wrong chips in her, one that was meant for the Cheney Animatron.

[madeline_con]

14. Frightfully zombie like! eom

[Tinksrival]

92. Oh Pickles, it's time for your close-up!

[zippy890]

122. YES!!! She looks like the joker!

AAARRRGGHHHH!!!:rofl:

[karlrschneider]

26. Oh jesus..."electrodes"??? You managed to make me ruin another

keyboard, I had to scare up another one to reply!
:D

[achtung_circus]

12. That's more than the normal Xanax.

Crack? Exstacy?

[insane_cratic_gal]

22. she got charles to do it!

Like they were doing a belated Halloween.. Vamprilla look?

[lumpy]

112. There are 2 pic of her

with this same goofy expression.

[Ilsa]

13. She looks like Chucky is giving her a goose.

I love that line: "Laura, break the tablet in half!"

[madeline_con]

17. Why are they wife swapping? n/t

[NNadir]

21. This is one of the rare instances in which one of the Windsors looks good.

Only by comparison of course.

[spotbird]

35. We're sure that's not photoshopped?

It doesn't look human.

[Straight Shooter]

46. It's genuine. It's a Getty image.

Hard to believe, isn't it? Jeebers.

[Canuckistanian]

40. Stop it! i can't breathe!

OMG, how funny

[Pepper32]

43. WTF? Is this real?

OMG....

Looks like she resisted the last stages to transform her into a Stepford Wife.

Bizarre.............................

[Connie_Corleone]

51. "I'm ready for my close up, Mr. DeMille."

[TahitiNut]

61. Exactly right ... a Norma Desmond moment. (Creepy)

:scared:

[Patsy Stone]

72. LOFL!

And I love your name. :)

[IndyOp]

15. The WH had wax mannequins made as stand ins for * and Lala ?

They are almost lifelike --

:scared:

[tuvor]

16. She looks absolutely crazed in more than a few of them.

[Straight Shooter]

18. Good grief!

Charles looks like a freak, and Laura looks like she's possessed :scared:

[meganmonkey]

19. That's really freaky

:scared:

[abluelady]

20. Four very ugly folks.

[erinlough]

23. Makes you wonder where the Prince's hand is in the second pic!

[gardenista]

27. My husband said "It looks like Charlie's got his finger

in her ass."

[Dem Agog]

28. OMG It's Multiple Pictures... Girlfrien's in a BAD way!

Let's see if I can get these to post... Okay you must click on the links but you'll see what I mean...

Crazy Lady Original:
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Crazy Lady V2:
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Crazy Lady Creeping out Camilla:
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Jeeezus Charles, I think you're a douchebag for f'ing over Diana and marrying this horseface, but even your new Queen o' Frump doesn't deserve a crackhead couple like Bush and his Dumb crack bitch...

My apologies... and especially to those cute sons of yours. No ones a winner here.

[alittlelark]

75. OK.... after looking at the three of those I am creeped out-freaked out -

and wondering if she is indeed a paler and more beige version of one of Swamp Rat's pics.

[Raksha]

114. Swamp Rat will have a field day with these pictures!

I hope it doesn't take him long to discover them. Of course, you're right that they don't need a whole lot of tweaking...

[Canuckistanian]

29. I'm looking at the picture , but can't post it

The one with Prince Charles. I see what you mean.

Either she's getting "goosed" by PC and enjoying it or she really is the handmaiden of the antichrist.

[mikelewis]

30. It's just ole Charlie rubbing her ass... she's just not used to it...

Bush bats for the other team so she probably isn't used to a nice pinch on the ass.

[Catt03]

32. hmmmm...looks like she had a very tight eye lift.

and Camilla appears to have had a facelift too. Looks good

[LizW]

134. That's it, she's had some eye work done.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[rooboy]

33. She's Elaine from that Seinfeld episode... STELLA!!! STEELLLLAAA!!! n/t

[lildreamer316]

34. To spoil your fun...

I believe what she is doing is exaggerated posing (Think marching band on field having to smile extra big just to make sure it looks like you are slightly so to the judges in the stands) She is opening her eyes up wide so they can be seen in pictures....someone has coached her.

[berner59]

41. How many has she posed for in all thes years???

No...she's not being coached...she's having a meltdown...

[lumpy]

115. America's Next Top Model

heh heh

[Island Blue]

45. She damn well better fire that coach then.

I hope tax payers are paying for her posing lessons because they ain't workin' too well!

[tiptoe]

117. Impeach 'em! IMPEACH & Convict! NOW! Quick! (that or serious airbrush!)

The Halloween defense won't cut it!

:argh:

[belle]

123. Who could've coached that, for fuck's sake? Wes Craven?

[Window]

125. If someone coached her, they should be fired.

Immediately.




Peace

[mwb970]

130. Time for a new coach, then. (n/t)

[Connie_Corleone]

37. Check out this one

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[mikelewis]

42. She's rubbing Camilla's ass...

[SeattleGirl]

39. Oh my God!

She looks like someone in a really low-B horror flick! It does like the Prince has his hand up her ass! :rofl:

Actually, Camilla is the only one who looks human in those pictures!

[yurbud]

44. Ever notice you never see Jeff Gannon and Laura at the same time?

he might be both.

[spotbird]

47. These are fake

funny too.

[Viva_La_Revolution]

53. not fake - AFP pics....

but yes... very funny.

[spotbird]

59. You're right

it seemed impossible, but the first lady is more toasted tonight than her husband.

What drug does that?

[berner59]

54. NOT fake...just scary...

These are AP news photos...

[Pepper32]

56. Yes, very scary!

I've seen her look scary before but this is horrifying. :scared:

Maybe she still has on her Halloween costume?

[nini]

55. fake?

How? this is a serious question...thanks

[TahitiNut]

60. (nevermind)

:shrug:

[nini]

52. LOLOLOLOL

that is too freaking funny!

[Fire Walk With Me]

58. She uses New and Improved Joker Products

http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hc&id=1800020346&cf=pg&photoid=495850&intl=us

[Canuckistanian]

63. If you have a soul, please, stop it!

God, my sides are aching....

[Cha]

64. It looks pickles was up in

her room and they used the wax dummy for a stand-in.

[Frustratedlady]

65. Did you notice what happened...

when they headed inside? They all turned toward the door, but more or less left Camilla on the lower level. Laura reached back and led her in. I think Laura is trying to look 22 again. She missed.

[neuvocat]

67. She's trying to embarass Georgie.

She just has to be!

[w8liftinglady]

68. botox gone bad

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[Cleita]

69. My god, was Charles feeling her up?

LOL.

[Patsy Stone]

70. Wow Wow Wowie!

I am speechless.

[Ilsa]

71. So, what are the citizens of the UK going to think when they see these

pix? I'm hoping they'll invade. Save us from these murderous nuts.

[Patsy Stone]

73. And Camilla looks so normal. That's saying something.

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[dooner]

76. That's what I was thinking!

Who knew Camilla could ever look good/normal?

[Kurovski]

Self edit. Damned Delirium Tremens.

[Kurovski]

74. Personally, my guess is she's had enough.

She doesn't care anymore. Maybe the WH handlers said she should smile more in public now that the house of cards has fallen. Maybe it's her "F-you" to the handlers?

But the reality is probably less interesting. The pic was probably snapped in the middle of a bit of horseplay. The prince looks somewhat rubber-faced himself, and Camilla is having a laugh.

George? He can't help but look clueless no matter what the occasion.

[izzybeans]

77. Do you think they could hear the protest down the way?

Fudging a smile in that context might have given the appearance that a brick like turd became stuck in the first lady's netherland. It explains the luck of disgust on P(U) Charles' face. Either that or the Clenis has gotten a hold of her and he's inserted one of his toys from his special Presidential library and is now pushing the button on his remote control...just because he's the big dog and knows we need a laugh.

Those are the only two rational explanations. The rest all involve Hitchcock and Steven King, but they have yet to write that story.

[Kurovski]

106. Maybe not. Don't some drugs make you lose your hearing?

We learned that from that other elitist junky, Rush Limbaugh.

[LibertyorDeath]

78. Wow! What a Freak Show.

[deadparrot]

79. In Pickles' defense...

if you were married to him, I'd bet you'd be taking all the controlled substances you could get your hands on, too. :)

[w8liftinglady]

88. especially if they still have sex...

[Kurovski]

102. Oh, great! You just had to say it didn't you?

The "love that dare not speak its name": doin' it with George. x(

[No Exit]

80. Xanax.

Can we blame her?

[Skip Intro]

81. I feel so sorry for that woman. I really do

wow, the look of just almost painful emptiness. of all the people in the world, she's married to gwmassmurdererawoltroopkillerliarhateminoritesandthepoorbecausegodtoldmetobush, and she's the only one in the world to know what that's like.

makes me sad. I just feel sad for her.

and that stops me from making a hillarious "pork chops and applesause" reference.....

:D

[Warren DeMontague]

82. Survey Says: European Voltage.

She forgot her adapter?

[Der Blaue Engel]

83. Oh-oh-oh-owwwwwwwww!!!!!

Stop it! Stop it! I've read this entire thread and I think I'm going to pass out from lack of oxygen. I'm laughing myself sick, and I'm in tears. For some reason, this has just pushed me over the edge into hysteria. For the love of God, somebody make them stop!

:rofl:

[slay]

84. Holy crap that is scary!

She looks like she's about to transform into some kind of hidious reptile creature. :wtf:

[stillrockin]

86. Best line so far

is "Laura, break the pill in two." Camilla looks pretty good- relaxed and natural. Maybe with Laura it's a Texas cheerleader/sorority gal type of smile mixed with too many eyelifts?

Or perhaps she's realizing that no amount of money, surgery and/or medication can make her forget that he's still the screw-up she married lo, those many years ago.

[rumpel]

90. She can't get over Halloween...it seems

[quiet.american]

91. Wonder if she's purposefully trying to mess up the pictures

-- with Charles and Camilla because she doesn't "approve" of their pre-nuptial affair -- wouldn't put it past her.

[pbartch]

93. Laura Bush is the MOST HIDEOUS of the first ladies

yeppers...she sure looks like she snorted, smoked whatever a bunch of dope.

[MiniMe]

94. She emptied the liquor cabinet so George couldn't get to it?

Of course, she emptied it by drinking it.

[Kool Kitty]

96. Laura's ready for her close-up, Mr. DeMille.

And what the hell is she wearing?

[Tatiana]

97. Jesus, Joseph and Mary!!!!!! Laura looks like a crackhead!!!!!

I am so embarrassed. She is totally drugged and/or drunk. So is Bush, but she looks... whoa!

I mean, in some of those pics she looks cross-eyed and spaced-out.

Wow! I just can't believe these are the pics that will be all over the covers of the British press.

"Drunken and Drugged American President and First Lady Entertain Classy British Royals at the White House!"

[opihimoimoi]

98. She has gotten into the Toad skins again....licking skins does that to ya

[alarcojon]

99. I can't think of a rational explanation

that doesn't involve heavy drugs.

[lumpy]

100. The crazed woman on Trading Spouses.

Just got through watching the religious crazed woman on Trading Spouses and now this ? Yikes !!!

[Kurovski]

105. Hey that trading spouses woman was something, wasn't she?

Sometimes religion helps to mask fear, mental anguish and well, actual mental illness.

Even her own family looked scared. I hope she can get to what's really eating her up.

[caligirl]

101. Time to Rewind. Bush stick in a quarter and twist her up again.

[SoCalDem]

103. She sure loves those bows

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[lutefisk]

104. She must have taken George's meds by mistake.

It looks like a bad trip, but I don't think she would drop acid.

[CabalPowered]

108. That was very disturbing ..

She looks like an alien in Mars Attacks.

[Historic NY]

109. They must have given her something........

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either that or she is having a nicotine fit. Damn Camilla looks better than Laura.

[LibDemAlways]

110. This looks like a Stepford-type malfunction.

No normal human being at a photo op with British royalty would deliberately make faces. Either she's been replaced with a robot or she's too drugged or drunk to know where she is.

[tedzbear]

111. I think she's on Haldol.

It causes rigidity if one forgets to take their Cogentin with it.
Laura, please call your doctor ASAP!

[Dr Fate]

113. Damn girl- doncha know there are people SLEEPING in India?

!!!!

[Vektor]

116. Jesus, the whole group looks like they're on PCP.

That is truly horrifying.

[Name removed]

118. Deleted message

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[tiptoe]

119. I'd describe it as a "Hangover Makeover"

She just wants to get with the spirit of the NeoKon Frankenstein Adminsitration, especially on Halloween.

[ngGale]

120. YIKES!

Laura isn't use to being off the pig farm, what a shock!

Must admit, Camilla looked lovely, she's an asset for Charles. I have to give her credit, she really gets being 'royal.' Needs to give Laura a few lessons on how to pose for pics...:popcorn:

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

121. This also proves

That you really CAN'T use that bridesmaid dress for another function.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

126. BUT LOOK at the Shrub. How many toasts did he drink with Chuck?

He looks like he's had more than a few with a cigar. Perhaps that is why Laura is so nuts.

[DemonFighterLives]

129. Camilla looks great by comparison

Maybe it is all a ploy to end the horse jokes.
Gees Luara, it's not freaky Friday yet.
Dubby is so proud to be with the have mores, stupid pinhead!

[MaineDem]

149. Now that's scary...but true

Camilla looks MUCH better than Laura.

[libhill]

131. Some heavy frikkin' drugs -

n/t

[DrDan]

132. my favorite

http://editorial.gettyimages.com/source/search/details_pop.aspx?iid=56059344&cdi=0

what do you think ol' Charles is up to in this pic

[grytpype]

133. Really, somebody adjust her meds...

damn.

[Neecy]

136. well...

Normally I'd say that she's overcompensating for the cut of the dress. It's sleeveless and her necklace draws attention to her neck, which probably sags unless she stretches her head up in this unnatural position.

That doesn't explained the crazed doper look in her eyes, though - she's clearly high as a kite.

[clichemoth]

137. Holy Botox disaster.

Do you think maybe Prince Charles was having a bit of a British joke and sticking his finger in her ass to try and make her face move?

I feel sorry for the plastic surgeon here. Not only does he/she have to work on Pickles, but after this boo-boo, he/she's getting shipped to the (Middle) Eastern Front for sure.

[NNadir]

141. Kick for the afternoon.

[MoonRiver]

143. Weird! I've seen alzheimer's sufferers with that expression.

Could be early onset. She and * demented together. How sweet.

[janx]

146. That can't be real...

This is a photoshop job, right?

[NNadir]

148. By all accounts it's real.

The woman's been a zombie for years. It's just getting worse now.

I'm surprised we haven't seen other neurological side effects, tremors and things, although I've heard that some of the newer medications suppress these reactions.

[AirmensMom]

147. I hadn't had a good laugh all day.

This thread did it. :rofl:

I didn't think Camilla could ever look good, but she looks GREAT next to Laura!

[AntiFascist]

150. Oh come on, she was just celebrating Halloween nt

[bloom]

152. I'm surprised the White House didn't order the photos pulled

It's funny and sad at the same time. (Mostly you guys were cracking me up).

[SammyWinstonJack]

153. Freakazoid. That is downright scary looking.

:yoiks: :scared: :hide:

[begin_within]

156. We just got this leaked photo of Laura getting ready for the event --->>

[alittlelark]

157. The pix have been changed... even w/ a 7 day search...

... NADA - scrubbed.