Some helpful ideas for George W. Bush - 35% Approval

[dchill]

Here are some things I think will help, George - you know, to get those approval ratings back up there to around 41-42%.

1. Invade Iran (Syria will do it, too.)
2. Issue an Executive Order saying abortions will not be tolerated.
3. Kick up the "Democrats are traitors" talk. "Liberals" and "Certain folks who are anti-war" will work as variations.
4. Two words - CUT TAXES. (On the rich, it goes without saying.)
5. Two more words - "Tort Reform" - everybody likes that one.
6. Talk even more about Tara. "Tara, Tara, Tara." Great movie.
7. Fire up that "Social Security Solve-ation Road Tour" again. That's the one with legs.
8. Above all else - KEEP KARL ROVE!

CBS Evening News - Bush Approval Rating at 35%

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/11/02/opinion/polls/main1005327.shtml?CMP=ILC-SearchStories

[Nitrogenica]

1. CRAP!! MORE MAKEUP!!

[dchill]

2. Yes - that, too.

He's starting to look like Frankenstein.

[Burried News]

3. Six points lower and I will be a very happy man.

[Windy]

4. Here's an idea... just QUIT...leave...go back to Texas!

admit defeat!!! Admit you're now irrelevant... Don't let the door hit you and the rest of your administration in the backside as you vacate!

(wishful thinking I know)

[NanceGreggs]

5. Bush's Response to your post:

"I've already invaded Iran, and over-threw their evil-doer dictator Hussein. We have soldiers in their capital city of Bhagdad right now, you idiot!"

"Have you seen my two slutty daughters? Access to abortion is an option that Laura and I both feel it's wise to keep open."

"I can put up with their anti-war crap; it's when they get
anti-vacation that I start worrying."

"We already cut Taxes; it's called 're-districting' -- and even I know how to spell the name of my state correctly."

"Yes, everybody likes tort reform. My personal favourite is an apple-crisp tort; we have that dessert at the WH at least once a week."

"Tara, Tara, Tara. You think it's funny, but when Scarlett's homestead gets hit by a mushroom cloud, you won't be laughing."

"Social Security Reform is not dead -- it's just on hiatus, like "After M.A.S.H." and "Knight Rider".

"Yes, I intend to KEEP KARL ROVE, because ... because ... okay, you're right, I AM AN IDIOT!"

[dchill]

6. You reign!

NOW I'm laughing. Welcome to DU, NanceGreggs.

[NanceGreggs]

7. Thanks for the Welcome ...

... :hi:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!