Hate Mailbag

[Sweet Freedom]

Freedum Is On The March
From: [e-mail]
To: [e-mail]
Sent: Thursday, September 08, 2005 9:21 PM
Subject: HAY

I DO NOT WISH TO REINSTATED TO YOUR DUM SHIT GROUP YOU ALL ARE A BUNCH OF DUM ASS LIARS THAT DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKKING ABOUT.

DU RESPONDS: Your wish is granted!

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Now, in case you missed it, go back and check out the subject line.

HAY! I'm SERIES!!!! This is HUGH!!!11 :rofl:

[yellowcanine]

1. Ok we need an official DU list of Freeperisms. How can we do this?

[ChairmanAgnostic]

2. f r e e d u m ? No B?

damn.

[nadinbrzezinski]

3. The whole mail bag is pathetic... now can you imaging FRR

doing this though?

I mean, err, think about it

[sui generis]

4. what a bench of maroons

sorry I am having trouble with this dum capslock key or i would type my reply in all caps. i swear1111

[Sweet Freedom]

5. Another one: "you have the mentality of a ameba" SNARF!! /nt

[Sweet Freedom]

6. Yet another: just another branch of Alquidea

WTF? Sounds like a new bottled water. Clean, refreshing Alquidea...

[StaggerLee]

8. snarf

Almost upped my coneys from lunch I laughed so hard.

Thanks.

[Sweet Freedom]

9. Oh yeah!

I laughed so hard at these letters, I nearly broke a rib!

[Sweet Freedom]

7. And a promise...

"I will not vote for G.W. in the next election. I just can't take four more years of your smart-aleck comments."

/snip

Gee, thanks, We'll not vote for GW in the next election either, you moran.

[Burried News]

10. Doesn't freedum have a 'b' in it?

DummerNDirt ain't noways to go thru life buoy.
See if these cats can foller yer drift.

[Lautremont]

11. Your "opinions" are stickily lies!

So there.

[SeattleGirl]

12. Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!

OMG, what a crack-up the Hate Mailbag is! Rather than being insulted, I laughed my ass off. There are only two ways in which I could be insulted by these emails:

1. I would have to be a dumb as them.
2. They would have to be a hell of a lot smarter than they are.

Thanks for the laughs! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[CrownPrinceBandar]

13. My question is....

How can *'s pants be on fire if Cons are notorious for witholding all of their "ball sweat"? Wouldn't said trousers be merely smoldering?

[Arkana]

14. My sig now has "Your opinions are stickily LIES!"

[NinetySix]

15. My favorite DU hate mail of all time:

"Do you know what is a DOS attack?"

And the response:
"Indeed I do know what is a DOS attack. Do you know what is a FBI?"

I near wet 'em the first time I read THAT one. It's a coupla years old, but I still remember!

[Chi-Town Exile]

16. There should be a Freeper Hawl of Fayme

on here somewhere ... LOL :rofl:

[nadinbrzezinski]

18. Hugh 111 has to make it there for sure

[Kurovski]

22. "Howl of fayme"

That would be more difficult to decide than the Pulitzer. The field is so full of contenders.

[kiki]

17. Hay's for horses, ass bite! n/t

[Chi-Town Exile]

19. What a scream! I just finished reading ... LOL

Stickily lies ... that is definitely one of my favorites.

And HUGH1111!

Who are these "people" and where do they come from? Do you think they are all products of the Texas public school system?

Or home schooled?

It's mind boggling.

[rucky]

20. WHAT A DUM MORAN !!111!1!

[Kurovski]

21. Best hate mailbag EVER!

I was going to post a thread on that fact, but when I did a search DU was already lousy with 'em.

Going to Freeperville is not where we learn about the dark heart and mind of the right-wing, the Hate Mailbag is!

I wish it were a monthly feature.

Just one question, what would the Goonbats do without caps? Good job nutjobber freeps, keep it up! :thumbsup: