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tallahasseedem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-01-05 03:46 PM
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Dont look now! Fox news is showing a gas pump fire!
Not only that, they are going to tell us how the military might be able to use weather as a weapon!
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-01-05 03:47 PM
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1. Did any cute white girls go missing when the gas pump caught fire?
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tallahasseedem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-01-05 03:48 PM
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2. Not that I know of...
but there is that one in Aruba. Dont be surprised if there is breaking news regarding that investigation.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-01-05 03:48 PM
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3. No, but a "now-escaped" Islander started it
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acmejack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-01-05 03:50 PM
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5. To cover up his white slavery operation.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-01-05 03:53 PM
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9. Well someone's gotta pick through all those landfills
For accidentally thrown-away scratch-off tickets.

Gambling is the root of all Evil. Next up, an expert on gambling, evil, morality, and sensible investing Bill Bennet
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burythehatchet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-01-05 03:53 PM
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8. that's funny
:rofl:
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Nikki Stone1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-01-05 03:49 PM
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4. When propagandists attack!
Couldn't think of anything else.
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Greeby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-01-05 03:51 PM
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6. Reminds of that Rob Corddry skit from yesterday
oooh, shiny! :D
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IChing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-01-05 03:56 PM
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10. Me too...Oh look.. shiny bubbles
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tallahasseedem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-01-05 03:56 PM
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11. Bubbles!
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Beaverhausen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-01-05 03:52 PM
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7. "Fox News" is an oxymoron
there is no "news" to be found over there...just right wing spew.
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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-01-05 05:12 PM
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15. Fox News is like Izvestiya
There were two papers in the Soviet Union: Pravda (which translates as "the truth") and Izvestiya (which translates as "the news.")

The running joke in the Soyuz was that "there is no izvestiya in Pravda, and there is no pravda in Izvestiya."
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-01-05 03:58 PM
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12. OH LOOK, A CUTE PUPPY!!! OVER THERE!!!
Who caught The Daily Show last night? Cordry playing with the bubbles from the White House? OMG that was freaking hilarious.
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-01-05 04:01 PM
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13. Cordry must have been PSYCHIC for a minute there.
Or maybe FAUX NEWS has started stealing his ideas?
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The_Casual_Observer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-01-05 04:04 PM
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14. The US is a big place, there has to be a missing blond somewhere
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DefenseLawyer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-01-05 05:22 PM
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16. Breaking news: A high speed chase
involving a missing white girl in a flaming car trying to outrun a tornado... plus Is Our Water Supply Filled With Deadly Poison??? Tune in at 11 to find out!
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