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begin_within (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-27-05 04:52 PM Original message |
I'm going to try being a freeper for one day. What do I need to do? |
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OrlandoGator (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-27-05 04:52 PM Original message |
Lobotomize yourself with a grapefruit spoon. nt |
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liberalnurse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-27-05 06:27 PM Response to Original message |
41. Oh, I love it!!! |
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NMDemDist2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-27-05 04:52 PM Response to Original message |
1. here's all you need to know |
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carolinalady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-27-05 05:36 PM Response to Reply #1 |
36. Quote the Bible--but only the vengeful stuff. |
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Mr_Spock (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-27-05 06:31 PM Response to Reply #1 |
44. Bash your own brains in. Drink kool-aid. Lie about everything imaginable. |
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ryan_cats (745 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-27-05 06:38 PM Response to Reply #44 |
46. Awesome. |
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Mr_Spock (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-27-05 06:43 PM Response to Reply #46 |
50. lol - nice to hear. I'm sure he won't get the humor :D |
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Mr_Spock (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-27-05 07:08 PM Response to Reply #50 |
52. ...though 80% of it is exactly how those cretins are... |
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begin_within (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-27-05 07:59 PM Response to Reply #50 |
63. You think I have no sense of humor? You should see my photo satires. |
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Mr_Spock (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-27-05 08:08 PM Response to Reply #63 |
64. lol - are you ryan_cats brother? |
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begin_within (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-27-05 09:21 PM Response to Reply #64 |
69. No, I don't even know who that is. Just silly. |
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gulfcoastliberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-27-05 07:38 PM Response to Reply #44 |
58. Mr. Spock strikes again! Mr Spock or Dr. Freep? |
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Mr_Spock (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-27-05 08:10 PM Response to Reply #58 |
65. It is logical to study the characteristic behavior of the enemy... |
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Snotcicles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-27-05 04:53 PM Response to Original message |
2. Flush your brain down the toilet to start the ball rolling. n/t |
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deadparrot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-27-05 04:53 PM Response to Original message |
3. Stop spelling words correctly. nt |
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DearAbby (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-27-05 04:53 PM Response to Original message |
4. A Lobotomy! |
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PowerToThePeople (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-27-05 07:59 PM Response to Reply #4 |
62. I concur. n/t |
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KamaAina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-27-05 04:53 PM Response to Original message |
5. Reply to all posts: OMG! This is HUGH!!!1111!!!!!1111!!111 |
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racaulk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-27-05 04:53 PM Response to Original message |
6. Abandon all rational thought. n/t |
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movonne (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-27-05 04:53 PM Response to Original message |
7. Stick your fingers in your ears.... |
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marmar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-27-05 04:54 PM Response to Original message |
8. Drink a special Koolaid. |
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afdip (660 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-27-05 04:54 PM Response to Original message |
9. one thumb in your mouth, the other up your ass; then switch |
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peekaloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-27-05 04:55 PM Response to Original message |
10. Stock or stalk up on hand lotion, tissues and start typing with on hand. |
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Inland (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-27-05 04:55 PM Response to Original message |
11. Get yourself tombstoned. nt |
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ItsTheMediaStupid (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-27-05 04:55 PM Response to Original message |
12. Study yoga until you're extremely limber |
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The Stranger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-27-05 04:56 PM Response to Original message |
13. Kill things. |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-27-05 04:56 PM Response to Original message |
14. Get somebody to knock your brains out for starters. |
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shugh514 (274 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-27-05 05:00 PM Response to Original message |
15. Rent a Port-a-Potty |
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AZBlue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-27-05 05:01 PM Response to Original message |
16. Close your mind completely and eat some poor people for breakfast. |
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DancingBear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-27-05 05:03 PM Response to Original message |
17. Marry your cousin n/t |
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Estel (112 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-27-05 05:05 PM Response to Original message |
18. Lie... |
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aden_nak (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-27-05 05:06 PM Response to Original message |
19. "It must be Bill Clinton's Penis's fault!" shall serve you well. |
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Mabus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-27-05 05:07 PM Response to Original message |
20. Move into your parents' basement or back to your old room |
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Ksec (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-27-05 05:07 PM Response to Original message |
21. Have a lobotomy performed |
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The Whiskey Priest (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-27-05 05:07 PM Response to Original message |
22. Learn to move your lips as you read |
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enid602 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-27-05 05:08 PM Response to Original message |
23. frrep |
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Career Prole (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-27-05 05:08 PM Response to Original message |
24. Do what you can to give your soul "curb appeal" |
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renate (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-27-05 05:09 PM Response to Original message |
25. clench |
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jdadd (950 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-27-05 05:10 PM Response to Original message |
26. Become a Dittohead |
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butterfly77 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-27-05 05:10 PM Response to Original message |
27. Pull your self up by your bootstraps... |
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LostInAnomie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-27-05 05:11 PM Response to Original message |
28. If you are married... |
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jarnocan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-27-05 05:13 PM Response to Original message |
29. I have a nasty freeper type harrassing my blog |
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qanda (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-27-05 05:17 PM Response to Original message |
30. A toothbrush |
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Jamastiene (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-27-05 05:24 PM Response to Original message |
31. Spell everything wrong and don't forget to blame everything, |
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Arkana (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-27-05 05:24 PM Response to Original message |
32. Smash your head against a brick wall a few times until all you remember |
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buddysmellgood (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-27-05 05:24 PM Response to Original message |
33. Kill, laugh, deny...repeat. |
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Armstead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-27-05 05:29 PM Response to Original message |
34. Just tremember that all liberals are evil vermin |
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LVdem (375 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-27-05 05:34 PM Response to Original message |
35. Block all stimuli to the brain.... |
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begin_within (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-27-05 06:13 PM Response to Original message |
37. Nobody said, "TYPE WITH THE CAPS LOCK KEY ON"??? |
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Kingofalldems (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-27-05 06:15 PM Response to Original message |
38. Wait until tomorrow |
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KayLaw (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-27-05 06:21 PM Response to Original message |
39. Be a GOOD Freeper |
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Beaverhausen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-27-05 06:25 PM Response to Original message |
40. Drive by anti-war vigils yelling "ASSHOLES" and "GO BUSH" |
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TOhioLiberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-27-05 06:29 PM Response to Original message |
42. Don't forget... |
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insanity (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-27-05 06:30 PM Response to Original message |
43. Steady diet of hate and ignorance |
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Mr_Spock (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-27-05 06:35 PM Response to Original message |
45. Bash your own brains in. Drink kool-aid. Lie about everything imaginable. |
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texpatriot2004 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-27-05 06:39 PM Response to Original message |
47. First, empty your brain of all facts, you won't be needing them... |
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bluedawg12 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-27-05 06:39 PM Response to Original message |
48. Hold your nose to keep out the smell and read Limpbags talking |
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distantearlywarning (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-27-05 06:40 PM Response to Original message |
49. Learn to argue like a freeper: |
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LibDemAlways (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-27-05 07:08 PM Response to Original message |
51. Move your refrigerator out onto |
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Iris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-27-05 07:12 PM Response to Original message |
53. Put 4 or more American flags in your front yard. |
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Spider Jerusalem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-27-05 07:19 PM Response to Original message |
54. First, take an icepick and jam it into your frontal lobes. |
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purr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-27-05 07:22 PM Response to Original message |
55. Remind everyone that they're damned to hell |
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mokawanis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-27-05 07:26 PM Response to Original message |
56. Declare war on Syria and Iran |
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goodboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-27-05 07:33 PM Response to Original message |
57. Murder your conscience, the rest will fall into place (nt) |
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LiberalPersona (679 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-27-05 07:38 PM Response to Original message |
59. Easy |
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jmowreader (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-27-05 07:57 PM Response to Original message |
60. Put your left hand on your neck |
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mmonk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-27-05 07:58 PM Response to Original message |
61. Remove your brain and replace it with mush. |
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Piperay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-27-05 08:10 PM Response to Original message |
66. Stick your head |
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Giant Robot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-27-05 08:30 PM Response to Original message |
67. Start by |
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SalmonChantedEvening (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-27-05 08:36 PM Response to Original message |
68. Find yourself a picture of |
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