Warning: We are slipping into Defcon 3

[Horse with no Name]

Indictments pending...roger...

[WLKjr]

1. The aspens are finally turning....orange.

[stepnw1f]

2. Roots Going Deeper (nt)

[WLKjr]

5. auqifer reached, engaging extraction(nt)

[Peachhead22]

14. The aspens are preparing...

...to get mauled by a pitbull.

[Rick Myers]

3. The carrots are cooked...

And the pigeon has flown.

[timber84]

11. LMAO

:yourock:

[billybob537]

4. OH NO

cheddar cheese!!!!

[Horse with no Name]

8. MAKE SURE YOU SPECIFY GRATED OR BLOCK

when you mention cheddar cheese...it makes a HUGH difference. Really.

[WLKjr]

13. block was extracted

via pigeon. Gee read the posts above ! lol :p

[Epiphany4z]

6. The pumpkin

is careved...i repeater the pumpkin is carved!!! soon the Turkey will be stuffed!

[Botany]

7. Roger, Horse w/ no name

Proceed to operation X
Proceed to operation X

Bake Yellow Cake w/ Indict MINT icing.

:party:

Merry Fitzmas

Treason is the Reason for the season.

Man it would suck to be a Freeper now.

[Horse with no Name]

10. Nah

They are still in denial and foaming at the mouth about Clinton.
It will be a few years before they are up to speed on this.
Leave them behind....and that is an order.
Proceed to the yellow cake area behind the bakery immediately!

[Throckmorton]

18. The Clineus did it,

corrupted Amerika forever.

[Horse with no Name]

21. It was the "Ejaculation heard round the world"

!!!!!!

[DearAbby]

15. The wagons are circling...repeat The wagons are circling

Agent Cellulite Granny out

:hide:

[Botany]

24. Agent Cellulite Granny

Wagons to circle counter clock wise
Wagons to circle counter clock wise

Aspen wood Fire in middle
Aspen wood Fire in middle

Yellow Cake to Bake ASAP
Yellow Cake to Bake ASAP

Go Agent Granny!

[stop the bleeding]

9. The purple monkey walks at night, situation extreme. n/t

[Lochloosa]

12. Go Slow...i repeat....Go Slow

[ronnykmarshall]

16. 10-4 backdoor.

[johnnie]

17. Roger Roger

It is getting sluggish....like a wet sponge.

[durablend]

19. If it reaches Defcon 1, does * launch the missiles?

:scared:

[Horse with no Name]

20. There is imminent danger of partial birth abortion of the mission

Stand down...stand down...the pharmacist says no can do!

[mshasta]

22. lol

the pharmacist has religious issues..

[BeFree]

23. Ok yall...

...time to put The Plan into action. I know, I know, we weren't supposed to talk about it on DU, but its time. Forgive me.

[Botany]

25. Not the Plan?

Say the code word or we will get thread locked

Say the code

this is not a test

[WLKjr]

26. (pushing cheeks together) Fuzzy Bunny

[ThumperDumper]

27. Get ready for a Terror alert! ; ) n/t

[Theres-a]

28. The corn grows high around the bend

[LiberalEsto]

29. The Nazgul have crossed the River nt