Note to China for when they invade us:

[noahmijo]

Dear China,

As we all know you're quickly becoming the next superpower in no small part thanks to * weakening what was once the most powerful country in the world. Also your own labor practices can't take much of a backseat but that's another story.


If you and Russia do indeed take the opportunity to invade the US now that our military is stretched far too thin to defend us due to the fact that we're now fighting wars in Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria and Iran then I just ask one thing.

Please let us bestow justice on our so called leaders that allowed this to happen. C'mon we'll save you the trouble of courts and all that useless nonsense, these bastards didn't give anyone else a fair trial so why should they have one?

Secondly unlike your own people you should be warned that Americans won't go without a fight and although you may get the freepers to bow to your rule (submitting to authority is what they do for a hobby-What's Chinese for "Torrie?") the closest you'll ever get to enslaving progressives is to keep making us buy products made in China.

Enjoy your stay in our beautiful country, at first some might be inclined to greet you as liberators but after awhile we will eventually take a cue from the Iraqi's and start an insurgency, and trust me we can be more irritating than the Russians if we really want to be.

PS Would you mind taking this fingertrap off of me? it's getting a bit tight. Thanks

~Humble Servant Noahchi #12873


(OKAY PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY RESPONDING SERIOUSLY TO THIS. IT'S A JOKE. CHINA ALREADY OWNS THE US THROUGH OUR DEBT AND CONSUMERISM THEY WOULD NEVER INVADE US)

[ck4829]

1. I for one will welcome the Ant overlords, er, I mean the Chinese.

[noahmijo]

2. LMAO freakin Kent Brockman

I dunno what made me laugh harder the sign, or the look on his face as he raced to pull it down.

[Sandpiper]

3. China wouldn't need to invade

If they wanted to bring the US to its knees, all they'd have to do is call in our debt to them.

[noahmijo]

4. Yea I know they already own us with debt and the fact that we can't stop

buying Chinese made products.

I just felt like doing another silly satirical piece :)

[On the Road]

5. Who Has China Invaded in the Last 500 Years?

The country still has pretty much the same territory.

The US, on the other hand....

[malmapus]

9. Tibet?

Also went in a clash with Vietnam in the late 70s I want to say, but didn't go as well as they were hoping.

[On the Road]

19. Tibet Was a Proud Part of the Chinese Empire 500 Years Ago

unlike any of the United States, for that matter.

The border skirmishes with Vietnam I don't really understand. But China did not attempt to invade or annex Vietnam. Same with the border skirmishes with India in the 50s.

China might conceivably attack Taiwan (although I don't think they will). Imagining they will invade the US is, to me, ridiculous.

[malmapus]

6. My first thoughts at the subject were "Xie Xie"

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[Wetzelbill]

7. you must be one of the librul Tucsonans

:)

[noahmijo]

10. ayup hyuh hyuh got the spurs and ever-thang!

I dunno maybe it's me but although there lots of progressives here in Tucson, your common Democrat in Tucson strikes me as someone who would be considered a moderate Republican in a thickly blue state like NY or MASS.

[Wetzelbill]

11. how else can you explain Carol West getting elected to city council

Common Dems in Tucson often vote for people like Bob Walkup too. You are right on that one, they are quite Conservative.

[noahmijo]

12. Yea I mean Dunbar, West, Walk-up, Rondstadt ALL REPUBLICANS

The only left of center politician I can think of in Arizona is Gov Napolitano if you don't count County Attorney Barbara LaWall who unfortunately probably won't be elected next term.

[Wetzelbill]

13. is LaWall still getting it regarding the Bradley Schwartz case?

I know the Daily Star was hammering her, but I don't read it much anymore.

Nina Trasoff is a good woman. I did a little analyst work for her when she ran for ACC last year. I hope she can beat Rondstadt. Can't stand that guy.

[noahmijo]

16. At the very present time I don't know but even The Weekly was hitting her

hard about it last I checked about a month ago.

Nina is really cool, whenever I get the chance to meet her she gives me a hug :)

Rondstadt is a jerk. Meeting that tightass was not someone I remember very fondly back when I worked in the downtown area.

[Autonomy]

8. Why would the Chinese invade their own country?

That scenario would be like the US invading Hawaii. China and Saudi Arabia already own the US. The political struggle now is to determine who is going to become landed nobility, villeins, and serfs in the new feudal structure led by our foreign overlords.

[Inland]

14. Your last line says it all.

Why invade? It'll just interrupt our ability to work for them, and it means a bunch of responsibilities, fighting, etc.

Being the creditor is enough.

Nei De, formerly Inland

[Inland]

15. Dupe

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

17. "The capitalists will sell us the rope .." Lenin

I find it hilarious that they are beating the hell out of us with "free market capitalism". Talk about unexpected consequences.

[Loonman]

18. Invade? They don't need to invade

They own almost all our debt, they can foreclose.

[cassiepriam]

20. LOL yes All they have do do is call in the note. US is toast.