Merry Fitzmas Follow-along-at-home scorecard.

[FloridaPat]

This is great.

http://www.takefive.d2g.com/scorecard.pdf

[Ian David]

There aren't boxes marked "Pardoned." n/t

I see a huge pardoning-spree coming.

In fact, perhaps Bush will even issue a "blanket pardon" to every American accused of certain crimes. That way, he won't have to name names.

[longship]

3. Pardons? I see a huge impeachment spree coming.

nt

[AndyTiedye]

4. Then We Need a Box for THE HAGUE. The Hague Trumps any Pardons

The Peace Palace, the Hague, Netherlands:


Home of the International Criminal Court:


and the prison from which there is no pardon:

[electropop]

1. No column for "Treason."

Let's not beat around the Bush; this is the basic crime involved.

[longship]

2. Git yer Scorecard!! Line-up!! Scorecard!!! Line-up!!

I remember Briggs Stadium (aka Tiger Stadium--Detroit) in the late-fifties/early sixties. The vendors in the stands were great, walking up and down the aisles hawking their wares to the throng of fans.

We need all those guys now for Fitzmas.

Scorecard!!! Line-up!!!

Peanuts! Git yer Peanuts!!

Rehhhd Hots!! Got Red Hots he-ah! Red Hots!!
(Hot dogs, with mustard and/or onions. Ya want ketchup? No self respecting baseball fan would put ketchup on a ballpark dog.)

Beer here!! Beer here!! (I was too young, but I always liked that call.)

[Ian David]

5. You think any of them are going to be alleged to have killed themselves?

One or two "suspicious" deaths wouldn't be entirely unexpected.