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Call her a distractor.
In the next few months, through Fitzmas, DeLaygate, Fristgate and whatever other scandals Bush's people will be involved in, you're going to see one distraction after another.
Unfortunately, terror threats are right out. They tried one recently and the purported target said "yeah, right George" and went on with their lives. Terror threats are worn-out as distractors.
I don't think he's stupid enough to try a real terrorist attack. Enough of the world is on to him that he would get caught. During his impeachment hearing, he would do something or say something stupid enough that a Republican congressman who hunts would just borrow a gun from a Secret Serviceman and shoot the son-of-a-bitch.
He also can't start another war. Congress would never approve it 'cause we have neither the money nor the army needed to run three wars at once, and if he attacked Iran on his own the Joint Chiefs would force him to commit seppuku with a chef's knife and a West Pointer's saber.
So he's got to use new and creative ways to distract the populace. He first appointed Miers. Look what the press has been talking about--not the traitor Bush, but the corporate lawyer Miers. (She may be a good corporate lawyer. She probably IS a good corporate lawyer. But corporate law and constitutional law are not the same thing, and very few corporate cases wind up on the Supreme Court's docket.)
Now, what's the next distractor? Probably a piece of legislation. The cheeseburger bill worked for a while but it's not big enough to really distract the press. The bankruptcy bill worked okay, and its provisions are just kicking in so it's the gift that keeps on giving, but it's not enough. It can't be a cocaine bill because cocaine is already illegal and it's already evil so there's not much new ground to be broken there. Same deal with meth, serious porn and all the other shit Jerry Falwell doesn't like. I'm thinking a federal debtors' prison act for people who are more than three months behind in their credit card bills. Man, the Debtor's Prison Act of 2005 would completely lock up the press for the next six months. So what if they never plan to approve it? Just the existence of it would completely shut off discussion of DeLay, Frist and Rove.
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