And So This Is Fitzmas (Woe is Rover)...with thanks to John Lennon

[bleever]

Happy Fitzmas (Woe is Rover)

And so this is Fitzmas,
And what has he done?
He’s got neocons sweating
And the cabal on the run.

It starting with PNAC,
Then came OSP
All tangled with AIPAC
And W-H-I-G.

A very merry Fitzmas!
To Ritter and Blix
Fine fellows who knew that
The intel was fixed.

(Woe is Rover,
His goose in the oven,
May he get some
Jail-style lovin’.
Woe is Rover,
Not so Brainy;
Can't escape by
Blaming Cheney.)


And so this is Fitzmas,
So be of good cheer.
Not even chimpy
Will be in the clear.

They wanted an empire;
They got to the brink.
A few acts of treason,
Now they’ll rot in the clink.


A very merry Fitzmas!
We’ll burn the Yule logs.
And toast to the sight of
Them marched out like frogs.




Thanks, John. Wish you were here.

[babylonsister]

1. I'm usually not a fan of Xmas carols, but I just

have to make an exception this week for all the creative lyrics. That's great! :woohoo: :applause:

[AX10]

2. kick

[drb]

3. You ROCK!!!

nt

[Carla in Ca]

4. Thanks bleever....thanks John

n/t

[Lancer]

5. To paraphrase John in

A Hard Day's Night, "veddy good that, bleever."

[H2O Man]

6. This morning

I posted a thread "Is Everyone ready?" with a nice photo from the War is Over Campaign, and a request that some talented DUer re-do the song's lyrics!

[bleever]

7. You, sir, were the reason I did this.

:patriot:

:)

[H2O Man]

14. That's so nice!

Thank you!

[RevCheesehead]

8. Bravo!

:applause:

*sniff* brought a tear to me eye, it did. :cry:

[NoPasaran]

9. I can't wait for karaoke night!

[crispini]

10. Good job!

:applause:

[Wilms]

11. Nice. n/t

[DearAbby]

12. Love and miss you, John

:cry:

Beautiful song to this ol' gal's eyes/ears

[Rowdyboy]

13. One of the better Fitzmas carols I've read...

Congrats!

[klook]

15. Woe Is Rover If You Want It!

--Happy Fitzmas from John and Yoko

Thanks for the nice job on the parody lyrics--one of the best I've seen lately.
:thumbsup:

[fooj]

16. Most excellent!

:toast: Merry Fitzmas!


Peace.

[sonias]

17. Me likey

I think John Lennon might even have laughed.

Sonia

[nadinbrzezinski]

18. Ah yes traeson is the reason for the season

and this week we will celebrate, now to teh matter of frog march, I do hope it is quite public...

[prescole]

19. You may say I'm a dreamer

but something tells me the White House is about to have a hard day's night. Hey George and Dick, how do you sleep?
Merry Fitzmas, to everyone!

[bikeboy]

20. Killer, dude.

B-)